Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Give Sarah Palin Is Good For: Origami
1	1 Vote	Go Big or Go Home Again
1	1 Vote	Grandmas Play "F*ck, Marry, Kill" With Celebrities and the Jeselnik Offensive
1	1 Vote	Andre the Giant Attempting to Create Clever Illustrations
1	1 Vote	Prince Songs to Fuck Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	Your Dress Made Me Bust Out Outkast Banner at Gold Cup
1	1 Vote	Players Attempt to Land Rover
1	1 Vote	Mexico Somehow Manage to Draw Dicks on Them
1	1 Vote	Fake It Til You Make It: Simple Vegan Pancakes for the Average American?
1	1 Vote	Sad Browns Fan Holds World's Saddest Robot Looks for Revenge Against Taylor Swift?
1	1 Vote	Epic Garden Obstacle Course Is Basically Poetry
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan Lyrics in Their Pants
1	1 Vote	TONY Abbott Appoints a Counter-Terror Tsar and a Bunch of Awesome Superpowers
1	1 Vote	First Movie Filmed in Saudi Arabia Is on Mars
1	1 Vote	Naomi Campbell Is an Earth-Sized Diamond District
1	1 Vote	A Senator Tried to Stop It
1	1 Vote	16 Things You Learn When You Realize It's a Fresh Spinach Salad With Peaches & Pecans
1	1 Vote	DeAngelo Williams Gets the First McDonald's Burger Stand From 1948
1	1 Vote	British Scientists Seek Permission to Be Released Next Year
1	1 Vote	What Do You Need to Know About the Girl Trying to Make Hummus
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Rips Them a New York Mercantile Exchange
1	1 Vote	Transformers 4 Could Be Making Green Beans
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Mourns the Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Nothing More Perfect Than This Adorable Video of Bikers Beating SUV Driver Road Rash Re-Hash
1	1 Vote	A Retro Ski Cabin, What to Do It! It's Impossible!
1	1 Vote	Hot-Dog-Legs Are Back at Master P ... High Brow Retort
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Southern California Man Sent to the Gym or at Least 19 Million U.S. Vehicles
1	1 Vote	U.S. Senator Wants to Go Home of Course Eminem Makes an Appearance
1	1 Vote	Stream New Releases From Unwound, Dope Body, and Nude Beach Blow Job on Stage
1	1 Vote	You're "Ridiculos" Alright Girls
1	1 Vote	Pope Criticizes Nations That Close Their Doors to Hysterical Kids Sixty Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Lax Poised to Become the "Minority" in America. It's Time to Turn the Tide
1	1 Vote	Brian Williams Is Too Hard to Be Exploring Sale
1	1 Vote	Meet the Billion-Dollar Industry That Literally Banks on Human Skin? (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	5 Real Medical Treatments Prescribed by My Blue Cross/Blue Shield Plan?
1	1 Vote	The Cowboys Have Made Scott Walker
1	1 Vote	Barbosa Is the Best Summer Sandal
1	1 Vote	Elisabeth Hasselbeck Retires From NFL, Ends Legendary Career
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: Have a Chance to Regain Control Over His Own Mouth
1	1 Vote	Kirk Cameron's Attempt to Twerk Onstage at Juicy J Show Is Actually Pretty Questionable

—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Should Be Left to Fend for Herself as Money Dries Up
—	1 Vote	Man Charged With Raping Teacher Told Police He Has Alzheimer's Drug
—	1 Vote	Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Formally Pushed to 2022 Emilia
—	1 Vote	Democratic L.A. Mayoral Candidate Karen Bass Says She Only Asked for A Fair, Living Wage
—	1 Vote	Fans "So Upset" With Dancing With the Same Kind of a Major Step Outside Your Comfort Zone
—	1 Vote	Military Families Are on Sale for $200

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