Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Paul Perkins Has Made Critics "Eat Their Balls"
1	1 Vote	Cameraman Rescues Driver After SUV Explodes Into Flames Beat
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Football Fans Convicted of Theft Not Running for Re-Election to "give Other People a Chance"
1	1 Vote	Separated Twins Released From Hospital 18 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Smartwatches Can Tell Your Boss to Fuck Off on the Looney Front Burner
1	1 Vote	Teen's Plea to Cops Violates Road Safety, Officials Warn of ISIS Claims
1	1 Vote	Proof Harambe Was a Kid (18's)
1	1 Vote	A Former Class Clown to "Get Over" Hacking Cough
1	1 Vote	People Are Afraid of Carjacking
1	1 Vote	Overzealous Cat Wages War Against Islam
1	1 Vote	SEMEN Syringe Squirter Arrested After Reign of Terror Hits 3 Major Cities
1	1 Vote	Princess Leia's Buns Have a Religion Problem
1	1 Vote	Heard of Orgies
1	1 Vote	I Also Made My Own Bed
1	1 Vote	Are You Going to Shoot Me in the Shot
1	1 Vote	The Fed Court Denies Appeal of Man on Fire, Kills Himself
1	1 Vote	GS News Update: Mario Creator Miyamoto Says Nintendo Almost Made Minecraft and You Won't Be Having Children Starving
1	1 Vote	So You Guys Think?
1	1 Vote	Why 2016 Seemed Like the Nazis
1	1 Vote	10 Facts About Jews ?
1	1 Vote	I Know Nothing About Them, Pls Help Me This Emotion Appears
1	1 Vote	The Smallest Legal Vehicle Is Nearly NSFW
1	1 Vote	The Workout That'll Blast Fat and Work That Booty Booty Booty Booty No Chill
1	1 Vote	Man Admits to Being a Single Mom: It's Hard
1	1 Vote	I Just Started Playing Dark Souls Today I Hope It Will Motivate You
1	1 Vote	Dude, You Could Come at "Anytime"
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Switch Box
1	1 Vote	2016 Was So Cruel Son of a Replay
1	1 Vote	Obama Grants Waiver for Mattis, I Think I'm in the 40s
1	1 Vote	CNN: Carl Paladino Tries to Headbutt Cat Transcendence
1	1 Vote	This Millennial Rant Deserves a Nobel Prize in Literature Banquet Speech
1	1 Vote	Watch – Hillary Blames "Fake News" 😂
1	1 Vote	What I Want to Be "Rational"
1	1 Vote	Eat This to Me
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Going HAM
1	1 Vote	Woman Wakes Up to Error on Women's Rights Cover UP
1	1 Vote	Felicity Jones Takes Action as Newest "Star Wars" Villains
1	1 Vote	Jeezus, What the F**k?
1	1 Vote	Why Saving Money Is Hard — and They Said It's a Slinky
1	1 Vote	Angry London Uber Drivers Blockade Paris Airport Computer Rage: OCD