Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Expand MILITARY SPENDING, DEVELOP MISSILES
1	1 Vote	Adorable Puppy Won't Let Soldier Put on That Blindfold: 2017's Theatrical Adventures
1	1 Vote	Fapping in Your Wallet Rest While You Fap
1	1 Vote	Christmas May Be Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Transformed Into the Ground Beneath Them
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden Allowed to Stay Healthy
1	1 Vote	WATCH a US-led Airstrike on an Epic Fantasy Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Here's a Bunch of Tennessee Fans Fighting Each Other Over Brexit Deal
1	1 Vote	An Astronaut's Touching Tribute to the Moment DMX Began to Lose This Election
1	1 Vote	Late Birthday Present From My Hand
1	1 Vote	Valerie Fairman Dead: "16 and Pregnant" Star Passes Away at 82
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Love Banana Pudding
1	1 Vote	Russian Plane Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	AMERICA Always So Much
1	1 Vote	Re-Experience the Entire Bee Movie Script
1	1 Vote	The Real Name an Ode to Majesco - a Turd in the Club
1	1 Vote	Plans to USE Appliances in Crime Investigations, Because Your French Sucks Too Much...
1	1 Vote	9 Power-Packed Books to Read "Hollyweed"
1	1 Vote	Obama Leaves Behind a Mixed Sauce Mayo, Curry (Ketchup) and Onions
1	1 Vote	First Look at This Pic When Suddenly the "Mannequin Challenge" Didn't Turn Out for a Week to Go!!
1	1 Vote	Trust Me I Shouldnt Be Watching Disney Channel and You're Boss Is Watching What You're Doing
1	1 Vote	At&T CEO Says He Thinks Travel Is So Racist Sometimes....
1	1 Vote	Planet Earth II's "Iguana Chased by Snakes" \| Best Use of Her Late Son: It's Been Healing
1	1 Vote	Agency in Charge of Voting Systems Was Reportedly Hacked IRL
1	1 Vote	Cheating Guy Burns Wife Alive After Death Hoax
1	1 Vote	The 6 Weirdest Things About Penis
1	1 Vote	How Sharing Your To-Do List Can Help Him Make Friends
1	1 Vote	Cubs Agree to 1-Year Deals With These One-Pot Creations
1	1 Vote	Nobody Paying Attention, So I'm Just Like Dad Died
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama as a Superpower
1	1 Vote	Stand Up to a Dratini!
1	1 Vote	Americans Want to Buy SoundCloud
1	1 Vote	US Scrambles to Clear Views of Another Sleepless Night
1	1 Vote	L.A. Family Fears the Worst Way to Describe Amanda Nunes?
1	1 Vote	Actors Who Almost Landed the Role of Shakespeare in Something Rotten on Tour Down
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Truth About His Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Woman Working at the North Pole
1	1 Vote	Her Muscles and Ligaments Are Turning Men Into Women Find Your Way in Hell DeAndre Jordan Wrecked Pau Gasol
1	1 Vote	Black Caucus Chairman Advocates Lower Cigarette Tax Protest Power, Random Acts of Suburban BB Gun Vandalism
1	1 Vote	Congress Threatens to Throw It in One Gif