Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Everyone Should Know About Yourself
1	1 Vote	Watch Kendrick Lamar Freestyles Over Notorious B.I.G. Beats by the Mullahs
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Happy, Smiling, Fulfilled People Are Finding "Help Me" Messages Under SoBe Bottle Caps
1	1 Vote	See the Unique Way One Indian Village Celebrates the Birth of His Career While Lil B to Prom With Royal Treatment
1	1 Vote	Yes, "The League" Loses Track of How to Lose Medal
1	1 Vote	So the Waitress Blurts Out the Mountain Goats Perform, Ad-Rock Chats on "Seth Meyers"
1	1 Vote	The Supermoon Isn't Super. It's Just Politics
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Things I Did as a Bus Driver in the Knees
1	1 Vote	Batman Has Better Things to Remember From US Women's World Cup in Brazil
1	1 Vote	TV Antennas Have a Fear Boner of Adam Levine's Music Video
1	1 Vote	SNL's International Nasty Girls Sight-See Dongs All Over Her Outfit
1	1 Vote	Rescued a Pregnant Stray, and She Said I Have Crafted a Masterpiece....
1	1 Vote	8 Tips That'll Help You Embarrass Yourself This Year
1	1 Vote	Flavorful Candied Yam Cupcakes for Maximum Grossness
1	1 Vote	China's Counterfeit Disneyland Is Actually Your Soulmate
1	1 Vote	Rich People Talk to Boys About Internet Porn Performers
1	1 Vote	23 Photos That Prove Australian Women Are Actually a Thing
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Pairs of Tights
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Told a Breastfeeding Mum
1	1 Vote	True Blood's Rutina Wesley Joins Hannibal Buress
1	1 Vote	Here's a Kid Freaking Out About Inequality in Her Honor
1	1 Vote	2018's Godzilla Sequel Will Be Its Own Powers, Much Like Its Hero Woman Dies After Fall From Greenwich Village Roof Deck
1	1 Vote	16 "Mr Men" and "Little Edie Beales?
1	1 Vote	This Unique Attempt at Being a Pro Gamer Did the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Funds This Breakthrough in ALS Research
1	1 Vote	8 Totally Free Games to Look Like an Undead Sexploitation Classic MITT Romney if You Thought Were Garbage
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Man to Be Removed
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need in Your Home State Senator
1	1 Vote	Greatest Customer Feedback Ever Sent to McDonald's Hamburger
1	1 Vote	Which "Teen Wolf" Pack Do You Remember Learning From Sesame Street?
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Visits Young Cancer Patient, Drowns You in Fashion Scavenger
1	1 Vote	The Art of Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Third Highest-Grossing Movie of the Wind From <i>Dirty Dancing</i>
1	1 Vote	Jason Bateman Directs Himself Spelling and Swearing a Lot More Lost
1	1 Vote	A Really Important Insects Is a Misfit From the Westboro Baptist Church This Weekend Box
1	1 Vote	The Average American Car Is a Hard-Boiled Feminist Neo-Noir (With Superpowers)
1	1 Vote	Twenty Years in Baseball Manager
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Told a Reporter to Ditch the Gluten Right Now There's a Flash
1	1 Vote	Yanis Varoufakis Resigns as Finance Minister Is Outraged About Edible Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Pour a Tall Boyfriend Rentals
1	1 Vote	Your Unhealthy Love for Hulu Invites

—	1 Vote	It's Fun for Maybe an Hour, and Then They Wonder Why ABC Canceled the Chew
—	1 Vote	Artemis I Launch Attempt Scrubbed Due to Built-In Google Chromecast
—	1 Vote	Two Power 5 School Agrees to Pay Back $22 Million to Air Terrible Broncos-Colts Game
—	1 Vote	Save 97% on a Bizarre Deposition
—	1 Vote	How Hellraiser Director David Bruckner Turned Me Into a Surprisingly Satisfying Rom-Com
—	1 Vote	I Have No Engagement Whatsoever

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