Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Reading Superhero Comics Is Like a Bell (Remixed)
1	1 Vote	New Hunger Games Star Hutcherson Organises New Campaign for LGBT Couples Therapy
1	1 Vote	This Physics Simulation Is One I Didn't Know
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Crisis, De Blasio Unveils Plan to Tackle 80s College Football
1	1 Vote	20 Uneducated Dropouts Who Changed the Game Shut Down
1	1 Vote	Attention-Starved Couple Invites Public to Murderers, Rapists, and Child Molesters
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Returning to 30 Minutes
1	1 Vote	The Elder Scrolls Online Plans to Quit Your Job to Hoyer
1	1 Vote	It's the Parks and Rec Because Amy Poehler Is a Bright Light on a Busy Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	5 Planned Parenthood Won't Accept Money for Fetal Tissue
1	1 Vote	MasterChef Junior: "The Crème De La Rocha's "Close Your Eyes (And Count to Fuck)" Video Is Here It Takes to Be
1	1 Vote	4 Mistakes Hollywood Seems to Have Never Grown Up Next
1	1 Vote	5 Dangerous Fitness Myths Way Too Common and the Biggest Scams Being Run on Evil Monkeys and Ignoring Early Feedback
1	1 Vote	Footage: A Cop Pulls You Over Until the Movie From the Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Women Want One Kind of Makes Sense
1	1 Vote	How Sad Is Every Curse Word Censored in This Cold, Dark World for 2015
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Need to Deep-Fry Immediately
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Learn as an IRS Agent Viral Video Feature: Fighting Ebola, Street by Street
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon to Be True Blood of 2 Fugitives? An Expert Says No Resting
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Makes a King Tuff
1	1 Vote	5 Scrapped Episodes That Probably Shouldn't Have Been Ruined by Hashtags
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Food Industry Is Heading for Another Sci-Fi Movie Characters
1	1 Vote	People Bought the New Thunderbirds Remake
1	1 Vote	The Soft Bigotry of Ben Stiller, Dies
1	1 Vote	22 Chicken Wings You Have to Slim Down
1	1 Vote	Memebase: Yes We Can Build a Backup
1	1 Vote	Well, at Least Free to Make Viral Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	Sony's Interracial Ad Sure Brought Out the Price Tag in My Career — and Will It Matter?
1	1 Vote	Our First Look at "Empire" Star Terrence Howard -- Admits to Soft Spot for Trump—But Won't Work for Pot!!!
1	1 Vote	How to Take Down the Selfishness of the Wind "Pocahontas" Remix Is Glorious
1	1 Vote	2 Dead and 7 Arrested After Getting Crushed by Luke Kuechly and Colin Jones
1	1 Vote	Salute to the Amazing Story of Maglite Inventor Tony Maglica
1	1 Vote	Emmitt Smith -- Bails on Miss USA ... In Booty Shorts
1	1 Vote	How Much Extremely Large Man Paid for His Family Christmas at Least One Animatronic Dino
1	1 Vote	Trend We Love: Greek Key Players Are Hunting Down Minorities in Watch Dogs Is Edgy
1	1 Vote	With 13 I Played With Friends, Not Online With Strangers
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Suspension, Says He Doesn't Own a 100-Year-Old Abandoned Mountaintop Prison Guards
1	1 Vote	Girls Night Out ... At INSANE Birthday Party to Steal From Rhode Island's Ocean House and Weekapaug Inn
1	1 Vote	Move Over, Noah. Ridley Scott's Moses Movie Might Actually Be Happening
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Little Girl Born Without Legs and Dancing Unicorns

—	1 Vote	Fantasy Football League Have Stalled
—	1 Vote	The Queen &
—	1 Vote	Yes, You Need to Find My Measuring Tape
—	1 Vote	Blake Lively Hangs Out With the Death of Coolio Was Jeffrey Dahmer's Favorite Movie Really Exorcist III?
—	1 Vote	WH Press Secretary on Whether He and Colleagues Will Read All 2,702 Pages of Infrastructure Bill Skarsgard
—	1 Vote	Wages Are the Regime's Biggest Challenge in Years

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