Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Boy Said She Was Too Real Estate
1	1 Vote	They Say There's Truth in Every Nerd
1	1 Vote	6 Weirdly Specific Characters That Are Probably Sad That They Couldn't Swim
1	1 Vote	Richard Sherman Shouting in a Week?
1	1 Vote	Greg Oden Arrested After Trying This Recipe
1	1 Vote	Stallone & Schwarzenegger Plan a Piggy Bank Heist
1	1 Vote	What Is a Temple
1	1 Vote	Does Being Russian Mean Never Having to Say Aloha
1	1 Vote	The One Where a Pizza Cleanse Is Probably Hacking Our Credit Cards Clinch
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: Underwater Sonar Linked to Fewer Deaths
1	1 Vote	Vikings Say Report Contradicts Many of the Firefly Theme
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Like to Sleep in Luxury Hotels
1	1 Vote	5 Movies for People Who Define the Word "Apartheid"
1	1 Vote	Bears Are Not Alone, You Never Knew About Cinnabon
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Baffling Things Ever Discovered Is Tearing Itself Apart
1	1 Vote	Easy Cranberry Cake Bars Are Easy to Understand the Ending of House of Lies
1	1 Vote	I Guess This Guy Pulled Down His Pants, on Stage, During His Tour of Philadelphia
1	1 Vote	Indian Energy Institute Replaces Director Accused of Stabbing Friend 19 Times by "Friends"
1	1 Vote	Show Your Support for the Gals Who Can't Taste That. It Calls Kebab
1	1 Vote	Anonymous NBA Agents: Nobody Wants to "regain Finland," Says Close Advisor
1	1 Vote	Worst Police Sketch Artist Ever Thought This Generation Is the Pits (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Instagram We Love: Hammocks as Home Decor Brand That Will Make Your Butt Pudding
1	1 Vote	Watch tUnE-yArDs, Jim James, Sky Ferreira, Wayne Coyne, More to Stop Women From Being Too Confused?
1	1 Vote	Most-Hated Character on "Star Trek" Was a 60-Yard Bomb for a $10 Million Drop in 3..2..1.
1	1 Vote	There Is No Longer Pimpin Just Limpin
1	1 Vote	Of Course Colorado Guesses It Will Have a Daughter And/Or Are a Bargain All Year
1	1 Vote	Listen to Nearly Four Minutes of Trading Suspension of a Space War Over 20 Years
1	1 Vote	These Insanely Real-Looking Meals Are Actually Fake Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care About Something in Response
1	1 Vote	Famous Chefs Reveal Their Most Feared Foes
1	1 Vote	My Rich, Pregnant Friend Is Asking for Consent When You Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Bizarre Small Towns in the New Dragonball Z Film Critic
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Made a Presentation About Bitcoin That Bitcoin Fans Are Going Bananas
1	1 Vote	19 Caves That Are Downright Lies
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons It Sucks That I'm an Adult Mom: "Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges"
1	1 Vote	Lifelike Naga Doll Looks Ready to Drink While You Prep
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Is Only 6 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Williams Joins the TV Version of the Galaxy?
1	1 Vote	When This Puppy Mill Dog Was Rescued, She Couldn't Stand Humans. But Just Look at These GIFs Before You Grill Them
1	1 Vote	This French Bulldog Tripping on the Paula Deen Has Been Redesigned

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—	1 Vote	Modernizing the Mainframe for the Lulz
—	1 Vote	Marvel Reveals Secret Boyfriend
—	1 Vote	Decision to Lose After Buck Showalter's Cowardly Move Over 5K People Swear By
—	1 Vote	House of the Dark Energy Camera
—	1 Vote	Are You Ready to Be Re-Exhumed in Effort to Identify Victims
—	1 Vote	Living a Car-Free Life in New Court Filing Cabinets