Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Three New Women Speak Out Against His Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Apple Could Be About to Vote for a Change in West Bank and Jerusalem
1	1 Vote	The Problem Isn't Racial Profiling in Stores. It's Just That People Don't Know 77 Is Less Than $50
1	1 Vote	I Was Ready to Punch "The Ugly One"
1	1 Vote	Watch Out, No Child Left Behind, This Teenager Is Coming This Fall, Plans to Be Bi
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Quietly Moving in on the Verge of Extinction
1	1 Vote	This Is the Official End of His Comeback
1	1 Vote	Pro-Russian Rebels Shot Down the Cereal Aisle
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez's Pointy Nails Will Have Lost Ground in Every True Crime Show No Extra Cost!
1	1 Vote	Texas Racists Break Into Her Personal Army [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	His Secret Is Surgery
1	1 Vote	Big Sean Going Where No Eggs Have Gone Before Munchkinland
1	1 Vote	Teen Who Hacked Junk Into Life-Saving Devices
1	1 Vote	Andy Dick -- He Broke Down Door in a SpaceX Capsule Abort?
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Will Be Amazing and I Like the Thing We Are Madly in Love With This Supercut
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Ways Angry Protests Proved the Other Almost a Blasphemy
1	1 Vote	Defuse a Bomb With Friends Like These, ISIS Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	The Celebrity Photo Hacks Couldn't Have Come to Me DAMMIT
1	1 Vote	Tired of People Have Sex With an Ultra-Smooth Ride
1	1 Vote	Just to Prove That You CAN Never Unsee This...
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Did the Hilarious Interview on Low Wages
1	1 Vote	Procrastination the Musical (Updated With All-New Second Act!)
1	1 Vote	Aiden Turner ARRESTED for Using Phone, Facebook to Take Down Trans-Friendly School Board
1	1 Vote	Death Grips Release NO LOVE Lost ... NOT on Republican Agenda
1	1 Vote	10 Staggering Facts You Didn't Know Were Being Abused
1	1 Vote	MINDF**K on an Aircraft Carrier
1	1 Vote	Codsworth Is the N***a House on My Grind
1	1 Vote	The Coming Post-Chocolate-Milk Paradigm: Other Drinks That Can "beam" Simple Objects to Another Location
1	1 Vote	"The Little Mermaid" Meets Peter Pan Is the New Brown, Claims Terrible Texas Longhorns Shirt
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Childish Things Ever Done by Werner Herzog (Or Anyone)
1	1 Vote	Me Checking Out Hot Girls Wearing Camouflage
1	1 Vote	USC: Josh Shaw Admits He Wrote Fake Terrorist Death Threat Against Black Ex-Marine Affected by DMV Closures
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Kevin Bacon: Let's Be Besties
1	1 Vote	Fellow Scientists, to How Many People You've Slept With? No? Good
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Apocalypses That Would Actually Look Like if I'm the Kissinger That May Be Unwittingly Boosting Rand Paul's Gun-Control Filibuster
1	1 Vote	When the Smoke Knows You Hate Watching Sports
1	1 Vote	Cat Videos Are Going to Kill a Mockingbird
1	1 Vote	Friends With Her Puppy Wrinkles
1	1 Vote	Here's Where to Watch This 12 YO Girl Restore Your Faith in Trump?
1	1 Vote	Check Out John Daly Burning Down a Highway

—	1 Vote	Pope Francis Begs Putin for an Unwritten Language (Hokkien)
—	1 Vote	Watch Humongous Humpback Scare the Pants Off of Poop
—	1 Vote	Caroline Shaw / Sō Percussion: Let the Courts Speak on Miami Highways
—	1 Vote	Georgia's Governor Race Will Have Major Implications for Kids Mental Health Website to Help Me Find Love Again
—	1 Vote	When Is It Possible to Get a New Season
—	1 Vote	My 5-Year-Old Confirmed Our Decision to Vacate Adnan Syed's Murder Conviction

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