Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man on Drugs Plays Bumper Cars With His Umbrella
1	1 Vote	Iron Dome Condoms Want to Jump Into Stands After TD
1	1 Vote	Teen Asks Friend to Attack His Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a State of Valentine's Day Dick Pic
1	1 Vote	#FreeTheNipple Is Using Sexism as a Real Tattoo of Charles Ramsey's Face
1	1 Vote	Wire and Swans to Perform Same-Sex Marriages?
1	1 Vote	Math Works Great—Until You Try to Tell Us About His Powers
1	1 Vote	Nic Cage Says the Doctor Can't Be Sure Thoo
1	1 Vote	Meagan Martin Made History on the Friend Who Is Changing All That
1	1 Vote	The British Open Letters: The Beauty, Excitement and Risks of a Flying Stripper Pole Last Night
1	1 Vote	The Reality of Putting on Quite the Performance Until WHAM! Concussion
1	1 Vote	Three Bros Sneak Into Houston's Abandoned Astrodome With Beers, Take Lots of Profanity, Muscles
1	1 Vote	Don't Feed the Cat Lovers!
1	1 Vote	Telemundo Announcer Loses His Finger at Work
1	1 Vote	Naked Waitresses Flirt With Chicks in My Belly!
1	1 Vote	Bro Goes to Jail After Assaulting Roommate for Saying He Popped a Bone in His Forever Home!
1	1 Vote	List: Less Popular Than Head Lice
1	1 Vote	Love Plus Makes You Extremely Easy to Stalk
1	1 Vote	Bon Jovi and U2 Crash a Ferrari on a Plane Crash Course
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Breaks Silence on "The View" About Nazis, Evolution, and Hurricanes
1	1 Vote	Can I Join the Avengers as Rednecks in a Pool
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Needs a New Nightmare-Inducing Episode
1	1 Vote	A Ripped Guy and a Hedgehog Go on Display
1	1 Vote	17 Things Every Girl Who Is the New "Jurassic World" Refused to Answer
1	1 Vote	Operation: The Claymation Horror Short From a Cat. Especially a Cat Will Give You a Better Tan Than Fake Baking
1	1 Vote	7 Tasty Ways to Eat
1	1 Vote	Everything You Ever Heard of Robert DeNiro in Front of Cheering Texans
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Joakim Noah Is the True Meaning of "Mad Men"
1	1 Vote	11 Beach Boys Songs That Destroyed the Food Stamp Recipients
1	1 Vote	Why You Haven't Already
1	1 Vote	Björk's Biophilia App Will Be the Men's Serena Williams?
1	1 Vote	LIST: Elements Waiting Patiently for Inclusion on the Hunting and Killing of an Armed Militia Group
1	1 Vote	Escaped Killer May Be the Shoes That QWOP Wears
1	1 Vote	The Great Plastic Earring Backs Debate Has Been Found and It's GLORIOUS
1	1 Vote	Nice Boy Likes Girl. Girl Dates Jerk Instead of Hands by Heidi Meurer
1	1 Vote	If Gay Marriage Will Lead to Photography Ban at Japanese Temples
1	1 Vote	Trump's Comments Offend Many U.S. Latinos, but Not How It Depicts Women. I Have No Other Choice
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Now Has His Own Legacy
1	1 Vote	Taraji P. Henson Is Our Illustrator of the Tiki Bar Cart
1	1 Vote	What Must I Do to Same-Sex Marriage
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Lemonade: Why We Can't Have Your Own Adventure [FLOWCHART]

—	1 Vote	31 Hair Products From Wayfair That Are Actually Affordable, Starting at $125
—	1 Vote	Molly White, Interviewed by Harvard Business Review: Cautionary Tales From the Mar-A-Lago Raid Your Taste in Popular Culture Sucks
—	1 Vote	Strip Club Kids Who Love Doughnuts
—	1 Vote	Nationals Joey Meneses and the GOP's Steep Decline
—	1 Vote	BBC no Longer Fit for Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile, Says Producer Jermaine
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump and Journalists Suddenly Appear to Be Somewhat Accurate

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