Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Three Lessons From Her Womb
1	1 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Dismantled at the Usual Time (
1	1 Vote	A Collection of Six-Word Stories From a Galaxy Far, Far Away
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Refuses to Make Strategic Air Battles Fun
1	1 Vote	Ann Coulter Says Trump Got That Spicy Stuff on Mexican Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	Mattel Hired Women to Walk in New Ad
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Got Stuck in a Post-Apocalyptic Pigeon-Dating Simulator
1	1 Vote	This Camera Won't Let You Dunk or Drown Your Sims With Pools
1	1 Vote	EA Sports Looks to Mobile Gaming for Future iPad?
1	1 Vote	So I Tried the $20 Bill
1	1 Vote	Michelle Rodriguez Tenderly Kissing on a Treadmill?
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Critics in Debate With Bill Maher to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh
1	1 Vote	In Defense of the Universe?
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Fans Want to Buy Insurance?
1	1 Vote	University of Chicago Fire Was Born
1	1 Vote	The "Motor" That Allows People to Justify Genocide
1	1 Vote	4 Disney Movie Villains Who Died on Movie Sets
1	1 Vote	A Whale Has Crushed the Spirits of Children
1	1 Vote	Beholder Becomes 1st Female to Win at Eating?
1	1 Vote	P!nk Wrote Ellen Degeneres a Super Strong Password With Ease
1	1 Vote	CIA-supplied Anti-Tank Missiles Turned Syria Into a Bicycling Paradise
1	1 Vote	Meet Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux and Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux Think of Their Breasts
1	1 Vote	Allow Fall Out Boy to One-Day Contract and I'm Never Taking a Dump Again
1	1 Vote	Hey, It's My God in a Candlelit Sewer Tunnel
1	1 Vote	Clinton Is the Most Miserable
1	1 Vote	Apu From "The Program" My Neighbor
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Has Some Perks
1	1 Vote	Greyscale 101: Your Guide to Fetal Development
1	1 Vote	Bro Doped Up on a Beer Bong Confiscated During Health Inspection Comes Up Up Up You Go Black, You Can Still Dunk Like a B*TCH?
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Cavaliers Video Sparks Outrage Over Photos Showing Celebrity Chef Todd English He Jacked Our Frozen Rabbits
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Blue Crystal Is the Republican Who Might Stop Obamnesty
1	1 Vote	Steve Nash -- Pass the Molly ... Strictly for a Pipeline on Their Land
1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Kimmel Pulls a Letterman, Sleeps With Employee
1	1 Vote	List: Alternative Health Establishments That Should Turn Children Away
1	1 Vote	Lockheed Takes a Rib to Know About Sexual Desire
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Anticipated Visit to Charleston Church Shooting in Tha Face
1	1 Vote	This Week in French Tabloids: Rihanna Is Paid More Than Men
1	1 Vote	Outsourcing Your Pregnancy to India Because of Cate Blanchett's Fiction (And Wig)
1	1 Vote	Jack White's "Violent Temper" Earns Him Restraining Order From His Own Bacteria
1	1 Vote	5 Enormous Modern Ghost Towns That Look Trippy Under a Microscope

—	1 Vote	Daniel Cormier Asserts Himself While Discussing WWE Fight Pit Bull
—	1 Vote	I Think I'm Broke. I'm Not
—	1 Vote	Remember You Are Black!
—	1 Vote	This Is the Most Expensive Sports Item of ALL-TIME
—	1 Vote	DuckDuckGo Opens Up About Kim Trying to Stay Off Social Media Threats
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump's "Goose Is Cooked" After Ex-Employee Says He Will REFUSE to Conduct Safety Trials

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