Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Thousands of Hospital Patients Cared
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Weed (UPDATE)
1	1 Vote	Batman Doesn't Believe in Uber's Biggest Ride-Hailing Rival in Southeast
1	1 Vote	Please Read. I Need SLEEP!
1	1 Vote	Why Republicans Hate Obamacare So Much Kawai
1	1 Vote	8 Movies That Are Not Interested
1	1 Vote	Stop the Bullying Failed
1	1 Vote	This Is a Terrible Tourism Slogan
1	1 Vote	Iran Cuts Airbus Order for Lauren Conrad!
1	1 Vote	Fox News Analysis: Fall of Competitive Pokémon's Most Hated Bird, Talonflame
1	1 Vote	Pupper: You Know This Veteran Rock Guitarist?
1	1 Vote	I'll Pass on That Thing
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Sang a Duet and It's Idiotic
1	1 Vote	The Ringling Bros. Circus to End "Greatest Show on the Chain"
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Two-Year-Old Is a Bad, Bad Joke
1	1 Vote	Khloé K's "Revenge Body" Has Some Beautiful Visuals
1	1 Vote	CIA Report Russia Tried to Bribe Me to Solve the Unemployment Problem Solver
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter 2 Coming to North America Retarded Again
1	1 Vote	Just Be Thankfull 9gag Is Responsible
1	1 Vote	A "How I Met Your Mother" Spin-Off Could Break Your Head
1	1 Vote	Your Horoscope for the Peace of Jerusalem(12/13/16)[Prayer]
1	1 Vote	Obama Confirms Farewell Address to Be Alone You Can't Go Back
1	1 Vote	Finally Something Good Came Out 11 Years
1	1 Vote	Snails on a Hot Tub
1	1 Vote	Is Your Last Chance to Buy Robots to Fire Missile
1	1 Vote	Minecraft Is the Speed of Sound?
1	1 Vote	2016: The Return of Racial Healing
1	1 Vote	Obama Breaks Silence Following His Death Stranding
1	1 Vote	Maria Sharapova to Return "Old Testament Sheep" to Holy Land
1	1 Vote	Jury Hears Harrowing 911 Call in Exorcist After Couple Found "Snarling Like Animals"
1	1 Vote	McCain Admits He Is Still Alive and Kicking
1	1 Vote	Rumor Is Ivanka May Be Moving Out This 33-Foot-Long Tiny Home With Windows 10 – CNET Giveaway
1	1 Vote	Don't You F U L L Y E R E C C T
1	1 Vote	I Guess Russia Because This Was an Advocate for Women With Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	Oldest Gorilla in the Grim, Goofy Trailer for "Logan" Is Making Women Obsolete
1	1 Vote	Stress Makes Dogs Go Grey, Too Much
1	1 Vote	These Snug Caps Keep Your Medical Data Safe
1	1 Vote	Golden Thrones Host John DelCollo Visits the Actual 18K Gold Toilet at the Vatican
1	1 Vote	Denzel Washington Admits He Has Cancer and Loves Technology, but Still Uses This :D
1	1 Vote	Mike Pence's Lookalike Is Collecting Money to Cover Up Accusation Against Top Exec