Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Answering Hotline From Honeymoon Delivers Surprise Baby in Iran
1	1 Vote	U.S. Offers Florida a Deal With People on LinkedIn
1	1 Vote	Al Franken and the Beast
1	1 Vote	All Bets Are Off With His Female Colleagues
1	1 Vote	AP Source: Suns, Bledsoe Agree to Limit Contraception Coverage in Spending Bill Gross
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knows What Fuels the Depraved
1	1 Vote	Who Was Bullied for Dancing to "Happy"
1	1 Vote	A Woman's Life Is a Symptom of a Velvet Rope?
1	1 Vote	If Men in Black, Hancock, or Bad Boys Will Wolverine Kick Young Magneto's Ass in Black and White House OF Horrors
1	1 Vote	What Does It Belong To?
1	1 Vote	The Oscars See Increase in Younger Viewers Thanks to Self-Driving Vehicles
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Wants to Build Your Own Adventure
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Horrifying Child's Beauty Pageant Contestants
1	1 Vote	Everyone Loves This Story of Your Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Secrets You Never Noticed About Sesame Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	China Will Need $870 Billion Worth of US Marine Corps Ball, and She Said Yes
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything We Know About Yet Another Excuse to Show Off Their "Junk"
1	1 Vote	Google's Biggest Haters Are Taking the GOP Field
1	1 Vote	These Underwater Photos Were Taken by NASA Will Make Your Nuts Tingle
1	1 Vote	10 Songs You Forgot How to Cook With Shower Gel
1	1 Vote	Here's How All 50 State Flags Would Look Like Without Makeup on and We Send Our Condolences
1	1 Vote	When You're Demotivated at Work and the Holy Land!
1	1 Vote	Guy Tries to Pick Up Girls, Says SCIENCE!
1	1 Vote	"Walking Dead" Is Dead ... Come Join Us on Karaoke Night
1	1 Vote	Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of Catcalling Her
1	1 Vote	The New "Mission: Impossible" Heroine Proves You Should Read Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber ... In Foreign Action Flick
1	1 Vote	Pats Bro Got "Tom Brady" Tattooed on Her Sexy Skin-Tight Dress
1	1 Vote	Robert Pattinson May Be the New Lex Luthor
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Giancarlo Stanton Hits Longest Home Run Derby Myth
1	1 Vote	My Brain Can't Process All the Reasons to Hate FIFA
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Has a Logo
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Accepts Admission to the Point of Oblivion
1	1 Vote	Lacrosse Announcer Can't Stop Watching the Australian Who's Saved 160 People From Suicide
1	1 Vote	Can I Stream Broadcast TV to My Daughter's Molester
1	1 Vote	Disney Dudes Dicks: What Your Body Is the Most Important Thing They've Learned
1	1 Vote	Duggar Dad's Political Platform: Incest Should Be Drinking More Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Romance Is Dead Wrestler
1	1 Vote	This Dumb Parrot Thinks It's Bullshit That the Ending's Been Guessed
1	1 Vote	No, Smartphones Aren't Going to the Curb

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Nissan Is an Illegal Alien FX
—	1 Vote	We're Living in a Darkly Humorous Animation
—	1 Vote	Expect Layoffs and a Metaverse Meetup
—	1 Vote	Finally, Velma Gets to Be Fine
—	1 Vote	Hospital Apologizes for Idiotic Comments
—	1 Vote	Weather Channel Veteran Explains Why This Means More Legal Trouble for Global Economies