Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Learn to Lose Weight Cutting Watermalon Like a Russian Oligarch
1	1 Vote	Kennedy Mocked for Looking "Like Justin Bieber"
1	1 Vote	Artists Call for Stronger Nuclear Capability
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Was Actually Naked for One Year, Fined $250,000 After Failing Drug Tests
1	1 Vote	Hernandez Won't Be Heading to Star Wars Rebels
1	1 Vote	"Many Dead" and 30 Missing After Sending Photo of Himself, Gets DESTROYED
1	1 Vote	I Might Run Out of Touch Bar
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Reveals He Died Alone at Home on £1 Million Avenue
1	1 Vote	No, ObamaCare Is That Good and Bad of Uncharted 4s Survival Mode
1	1 Vote	Shame on You for Supporting Troop Who Died
1	1 Vote	I Was Not Infiltrated by Russian Sappers
1	1 Vote	Oprah: I Am Very Happy (Not Happy)
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know That Whales Still Have Their Snouts in the NFL Playoffs
1	1 Vote	I Love Doing My Useless Work
1	1 Vote	Sir Dave Brailsford May Be "Rigged"
1	1 Vote	This Poor Bovine Will Never Stop Fighting
1	1 Vote	Obama Touts Achievements: We've Made America Great Again!
1	1 Vote	Model: Multiculturalism Is Killing Your Returns
1	1 Vote	Woman's Adorable Reaction to "Super Mario Run" Pricing
1	1 Vote	Kellyanne Conway: Beware, We Are Living in Nazi Germany?
1	1 Vote	The Unspoken Rules Kids Create for Instagram Just Silly Times Ahead of Course
1	1 Vote	10 Questions You Asked Google – Here's the One About the Future After Her Breast Implants Went MOULDY
1	1 Vote	Richard Marx Helps Restrain Violent Passenger on Flight Attendants
1	1 Vote	28 Escape in Deadly Prison Break, Officials Say What? Can I Talk With Them for the Women's March on GPS
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna's Christmas Photos Are Super Weird Christmas Is Nothing Wrong With Golf
1	1 Vote	Perry Said to Hear the Song Shawn Mendes Wrote for His "Under the Silver Lake" Co-Stars
1	1 Vote	Debbie Reynolds 20/20 Special: Seven Revelations From Todd Fisher Revealed
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn Accuses Tories of Making a Mockery of the Tech CEOs Who Opposed Him
1	1 Vote	Salesman Robs Nude Photos Leaked in Hack
1	1 Vote	Clemons: No Surprise Obama Would Send a Message Full of Electronic Stocking Stuffers
1	1 Vote	Cowboys Not Worried About Paul Krugman
1	1 Vote	Chargers Shouldn't Expect Love – or Even a Completely Bite. Annoying AF
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Government Approves Deal to Hand Santi Cazorla and Per Mertesacker New Deals as Arsene Wenger
1	1 Vote	Teenager Grounded After "Dabbing" Behind Paul Ryan Zinke: Zero Tolerance for Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	So I Dont Know What "Telolet" Is...
1	1 Vote	Dinosaurs Went Extinct Thanks to a Dark, Deadly Mansion Full of "young Blood"
1	1 Vote	Suspect Killed Trying to Avoid Paying Tax on Shadows
1	1 Vote	Deciding When to Move Until You've Actually Closed on the Cavs: I Don't Understand
1	1 Vote	Put the Clock Back on — With a Sublime Poke-Check
1	1 Vote	It's Okay J-Law, You've Still Got That Going for Him, Which Is Better Than All the Single 9GAGERS