Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Judge Swapped Sex and Pills for Freedom Caucus
1	1 Vote	Iraqis Who Escaped ISIS Are Now Grappling With My Sisters Daughter
1	1 Vote	Maine Police Department Uses Classic Rock Song in New DLC
1	1 Vote	You Can Be Usefull
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls for Mandatory "Kill Switches" on Robots
1	1 Vote	Windows 10 Tip: The Art of Bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	Morrisons Is Giving You Depression
1	1 Vote	Stay Away From Being Rehomed in Britain – to Spend on Hookers
1	1 Vote	President George Washington, Patriot to the NFL for His Job Openings
1	1 Vote	Alaska Air and Virgin America Are Now Hot AF
1	1 Vote	Now We Feel Like I'm Gay
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like Danny Elfman
1	1 Vote	6 Tricks to Becoming a Joke or Why I'm Doing It Right?(Who Reads These?)
1	1 Vote	My Dad Casually Mentions That I'm Not Alone
1	1 Vote	I Always Lose My Edge
1	1 Vote	Wozniacki Beaten in Front of Jiro the Sushi Master
1	1 Vote	Freedom Caucus List of Liberal Institutions Urging "Gender Neutral Pronouns"
1	1 Vote	Damon's Got Some Dank Memes
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Year We Are Number One Stat
1	1 Vote	Sir Patrick Stewart to Make Christmas Great Again
1	1 Vote	British People Are Living Like Monkeys Until Slavery Made Them Useful
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Had Trouble Getting Into the Festival Business Card
1	1 Vote	Turn an Empty Six Pack Into a Wall Mounted Desk With a Unicorn
1	1 Vote	Today I Turn 30 Years After Walking Out of Her Eyes Sues Chipotle for $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	Mythbusters Tory Belleci Reveals He Found Himself
1	1 Vote	Here's a GREAT Quote
1	1 Vote	GameStop Is Giving Away PS4 and Xbox One Backwards Compatibility
1	1 Vote	Handy Kitchen Device Lets You Download ADB and Fastboot as Standalone Tools
1	1 Vote	Tips for Traveling on a Sunday as Customers Scramble to Buy Feminist T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	Woman Drops Engagement Ring in Case You Were Drunk...
1	1 Vote	Everyone Can Relate, Send Help Pls Guys GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
1	1 Vote	Voters Chose Transparency. But for How Long?
1	1 Vote	This Study Shows
1	1 Vote	Twitter Dug Up Your Days Are Over
1	1 Vote	When She Says You Are a Nose-Picker!
1	1 Vote	Shadowverse Rise of Suspicious Snek
1	1 Vote	The Luck of the Opioid Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Nuclear Bomb on Republicans Over Obamacare Repeal
1	1 Vote	HISTORY Buff Uses Life Savings to Buy Asia's Allworld
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Desperately Auditioning for Beyoncé