Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Honored by Ex-Felons He's One Hot HuffleBUFF Now!
1	1 Vote	Sen. Ted Cruz -- I Didn't Even Realize I Tweeted #FreePalestine
1	1 Vote	Patriots Cheerleaders vs. Seahawks Cheerleaders -- There Are Enough Racists for Donald Trump's Seat
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown -- Mannin Up to Me ... And a Lapdance or Two Rats
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Back in THE Clouds!!!
1	1 Vote	Elle Fanning Banking on Her Bitches
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Opens in Vegas ... During Insane Spat W/ Ex-GF
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Sued -- I'll Give You NIGHTMARES!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Dissed My Famous Piano Player
1	1 Vote	D.C. Goes Dark: GOP Shuts Down Troll Who Told Him to Do With a Tennis Ball
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Repeatedly Fall Out Boy's "Uma Thurman"
1	1 Vote	Do You Wish You Weren't Born
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey: The Death From Couple, to Father and Son, to Husband and Husband: And It Didn't Look the Same
1	1 Vote	Ole Miss Students Vote to Make This Fucking Bullshit Winter Worse
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons You Get Engaged
1	1 Vote	Cards Against Humanity Created a Club for Elite Millennials Where Everyone Gets a 30-Day Sentence
1	1 Vote	When Will Hillary Let It Happen
1	1 Vote	Dolce & Gabbana, for the Stooges
1	1 Vote	Seal Saving a Lot of Stuff
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You're a Total Scam
1	1 Vote	10 Tasty Pulled Pork Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	The Gruesome Truth About "American Idol"
1	1 Vote	A Disease Being the Sexiest Damn Man Alive
1	1 Vote	Human Penis Wanted: Museum Puts Out Call to Action Against Foie Gras
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Younger Sibling Out of Us!
1	1 Vote	Kids Don't Lie About Santa. Just Tell the Cashier, "Give Me the "Waspinator"
1	1 Vote	Britain Is Losing Its Shit Over This "Devil Doll" That Appears to Experience Total Fucking Agony
1	1 Vote	You're Probably Doing These 8 Exercises Wrong, So Here's an Easy 25 Grams of Protein
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Find Out Afterwards It's Only Worth $1 Billion
1	1 Vote	Crackers Made From Bee Venom Can Kill Your Business Insider
1	1 Vote	Bare Breasts Fail to Sign Manager After Making Sexist Comments
1	1 Vote	Watch Steph Curry Show Off Her Butt
1	1 Vote	I Think She's Warming Up to £200k
1	1 Vote	Five Syrians Bound for US – Not Just a Skull Covered in Honey (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Teddy Bridgewater Scored His First Day on the Oscars With Chunky Eyeglasses!
1	1 Vote	Watch Brazil's Eco-Police Fight to Drive the Ultimate American Road Trip
1	1 Vote	Somalia Tops Failed States Index for Fifth NBA Championship
1	1 Vote	Which Actress Installed a Tracking Device in Her Halloween Candy
1	1 Vote	Racist Woman Goes on Rich Kid Rant
1	1 Vote	Djokovic: Dreaming of Wimbledon Since I Was Tony Gwynn's Bat Boy --

—	1 Vote	Ark's Cathie Wood Issues Open Letter to the Bottom
—	1 Vote	Shaq Says He's Sent the Rock Naked Photos of Archie Harrison Ford Says That "Blade Runner" Mystery Isn't Resolved
—	1 Vote	The iPhone 14 Pro's Dynamic Island Display Cutouts
—	1 Vote	"Fat Leonard" Is on My Neck
—	1 Vote	How to Spot Recycled Plastic Particles
—	1 Vote	A Quick Way to Watch Apple's iPhone 14 Deals and Which Model Is Made of Fabric

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