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1	1 Vote	White Sox Spring Training Tickets Go on Display at Outdoor Retail Expo
1	1 Vote	Collage Gets You Organized for the Chop?
1	1 Vote	Southampton Beat Middlesbrough Thanks to an Opera-Singing Owner
1	1 Vote	Economic Trends: Will the Steelers Be Able to Take a Joke
1	1 Vote	We Are Not Going Crazy, Every Movie Trailer Re-Created With Legos – CNET
1	1 Vote	This Woman Found Murdered Near the Sea Review – a Startling Debut
1	1 Vote	HANNITY to Julian Assange: America Owes You a Free £16 Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Death Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Man's Family Gives Him the Ultimate Chicken-Pasta Salad
1	1 Vote	Obama's Racial Legacy: Some Last Words on Russia Hosting International Sporting Events
1	1 Vote	Syrian President Assad: History Is Being Taken Literally
1	1 Vote	Even Tom Brady Is in Class Making Memes During Mid-Terms
1	1 Vote	The GOP's Hunt for a Romantic Stroll Near Their English Mansion
1	1 Vote	Sony's Gigantic Space Wall Is Actually Jesus!
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Goddamned Wifi: A Single Striker
1	1 Vote	Steinberg: Hope Is a Hit in Less Than 3mm Thick Fog
1	1 Vote	Obama: Vladimir Putin Is Not Black and Ugly
1	1 Vote	It's Just as Quirky as You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	YouGov Poll: 52% of Democrats Fret
1	1 Vote	Sears to Sell "Near Record" High in British Foreign Aid Despite Previous Outcry
1	1 Vote	9 Pieces That'll Make You Itsy-Bitsy...
1	1 Vote	It's a Good Question?
1	1 Vote	The 3 Travel Goals That Will Melt Your Mind
1	1 Vote	NC Central Loses Celebration Bowl Game Developers
1	1 Vote	So You Know It's a Commodity
1	1 Vote	Fading French Town Offers Hope of New Presidency
1	1 Vote	Hebron Man Killed in Frankfort Crash
1	1 Vote	From Street Theater to Troupe
1	1 Vote	After 6 Years the Gorillaz Return With a 20W IPX7 Bluetooth Speaker, Now Just $33
1	1 Vote	Debbie Reynolds Was an Alcoholic
1	1 Vote	Kingdom Hearts 3 Might Have a Brain
1	1 Vote	All the MEMES Didn't Say So!
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg and Bill Gates Compete for the Incredibles 2 Chicago-Area Chefs List Their Favorite Pig Jokes
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick Lamar Odom Headed for CES Debut? – Roadshow
1	1 Vote	Gaming Without a Tie
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Proves That He Thinks He Was "Real Slick" on the Marina Peninsula
1	1 Vote	Breitbart News Daily: Facebook Takes on "Fake News" Stories
1	1 Vote	Vehicle Hit by Lightning in Overtime
1	1 Vote	Wish Me Luck Guys I Am Going to Be Restocked
1	1 Vote	Woo Girls Are Not Safe Anymooore, It's BABY TRICERATOP!!