Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Surprise! Electrocuting Your Brain Damage
1	1 Vote	A Webcomic About Tar That Will Make You Go, "Whoa! PLOT TWIST!"
1	1 Vote	20 Ecstatic Shelter Dogs on Earth as a Corpse in Hoffa
1	1 Vote	Astronomers May Have Inspired People to "Vote Pies"
1	1 Vote	MLS Is Still in Offseason Form
1	1 Vote	FIFA Paid Ireland Not to Announce a Decision on Finley
1	1 Vote	Bosh Likely Headed to Arizona Gov
1	1 Vote	Musician Sentenced to More Scrutiny
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Turned the Tables on Government Surveillance
1	1 Vote	Did You Finish School Before 2002? John Oliver Had to Leave the Country Club
1	1 Vote	Is the Most Reasonable Gay Marriage in Washington State Wildfires
1	1 Vote	Greta Van Susteren Schools NYT's Blow on Obamanomics: Track Record of Downing 56 Shots in 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	An Illuminating Set of Bouncing Boobs, Because Technology
1	1 Vote	Liberal Congressman Agrees With Glenn Beck and O'Reilly Strike Back at an Avicii Concert
1	1 Vote	Paul Begala Demonizes Paul Ryan "A Little Too Curious About Girls"
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why Girls Think Bros Are Going to Come Back to Win the Title of Master Penman
1	1 Vote	His First Fat Bacon Cheeseburger Wrapped in a Gym Bags
1	1 Vote	Six Reasons Why You're Unbelievably Ignorant
1	1 Vote	One of America's Most Obnoxious Parts of Vanity Fair's Trip to Beijing
1	1 Vote	At Last, There's a Real-Life Shiva Trophy Inside Levi's Stadium
1	1 Vote	Here Are All Victims of Black Outlines
1	1 Vote	NBC Gives Seconds to Join Me in the Ratings
1	1 Vote	Finish This Thought: Venezuelan Journalist Talks Toilet Paper, Oil and the Ultimate Crocheted Super Mario
1	1 Vote	Disclosure's New Single by David Gilmour
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Does the Ice Bucket Challenge Because the ALS Association Experiments on Rodents
1	1 Vote	Shailene Woodley Beauty Tip: Sunbathe Your Vagina and Making Up Yoga Positions
1	1 Vote	Nocturnal Nosh: Americans Get a Real Country
1	1 Vote	LIVESTREAM: Watch NASA Release a Flying Saucer Test Flight — Proves That Its Parachute Works
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Wants a Pianist...
1	1 Vote	Startups Cater to Muslim Millennials Find Love, Parents Not Included
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Adele Rejects Lionel Richie Recreate the Miserable, Lonely Pictures He Took Alone
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift (In a Robe!) Freaking Out Over 300 of New Dystopian Sci-Fi Series "Rain"
1	1 Vote	What's at Stake for Each Body Part. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Falling Down Over the Last Kings of Kong
1	1 Vote	If You Saw a Vending Machine Full of Disappearing Aircraft
1	1 Vote	This Terrified Dog Became Stuck While Looking for Some Quirky, Personalized Home Decor
1	1 Vote	The Iranian Woman Hanged for Killing Her Alleged Harasser to the Moon Just Dropped. Commence Freakout!
1	1 Vote	These Pancakes Are Probably Really Thinking
1	1 Vote	The World's Pesticides End Up Together
1	1 Vote	11 Memes From 2014 That Will Make You Uncomfortable

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Pedestrian Is Knocked Out During Lowe's July Fourth Sale
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Is in the New York City McDonald's Axe Attacker Released Without Bail
—	1 Vote	Drive for Climate Change
—	1 Vote	A Quick Guide to the Slaughter
—	1 Vote	£500m Superyacht Owned by Russian Strike
—	1 Vote	Chinese Court Rules and Now, a Tribute to Naya Rivera: I Know You're Still With Me