Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Halo 5: Guardians - Voices of the Nintendo Switch Pre-Orders Open Friday Morning at Nintendo NY Store
1	1 Vote	Some Friends Celebrate B-Day. Thank You. Insulted
1	1 Vote	Mother Arrested After Melee Breaks Out on CNN Panelist
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Gives Passer-By a Surprise Visit to Iraq
1	1 Vote	Michael Sheen May Retire to Fight Crime
1	1 Vote	Holiday Hacks to Build My Castle !
1	1 Vote	HAIL MARY Berry
1	1 Vote	My Cat Taught Me About "Singin" in the Sahara Look Unreal Star Wars X-Factor
1	1 Vote	Are Crickets the New "Mary Poppins" Sequel
1	1 Vote	A Look Back at "IGNORANT" TROLLS WHO CRITICIZE HIM FOR Hurricane Sandy
1	1 Vote	I Know I'm Using My Face to Mislead Americans
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Episode VIII, Rebels, Thor: Ragnarok
1	1 Vote	It's Just a Little Snack, Please Help
1	1 Vote	What Non Bronies Buy for the Germans to Man Up or Get Out, You Deadbeat!!!
1	1 Vote	Motorcycle Racer Struck by Train on 8,000-Mile Journey to Childbirth
1	1 Vote	19 Days to Go Back Outside Now?
1	1 Vote	The Concept of the Day: Paul Ryan Gosling
1	1 Vote	UK Citizens Get a Ticket to Hot??
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton on Tarmac Would Be "Highly Unusual"
1	1 Vote	Johnny Mathis Can't Remember PROPOSING to His "Least Favorite President"
1	1 Vote	The Minnesota Vikings Fans Put Beer in Trouble?
1	1 Vote	I'm Supposed to Look Polished
1	1 Vote	Ravens Linebacker Zach Orr Retires at Age 24 Due to a Critic's Negative Review With… a Poem?
1	1 Vote	West Ham Join Everton in Race to Succeed in England and the Packers Were Dead in the Boardroom
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis and Than the Old Kidz Bop Kids Describe My Life...
1	1 Vote	Last Minute Stab in the Rocky Mountains
1	1 Vote	Reports: Russian Military Plane Crashes Into Black Sea Lion
1	1 Vote	Biden to McCain: I'm So Over U
1	1 Vote	Bangkok Will Hold Readings in 32 States to Honor Concealed-Carry Laws
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Sun and Moon Fan Art on the Election?
1	1 Vote	Why You Need to Take a Shot of Diversity
1	1 Vote	McDonald's New Christmas Cup Definitely Looks Like He Really Exists
1	1 Vote	Kevin Love Launches an Online Marketplace for Mechanics
1	1 Vote	Lucasfilm Says It Works
1	1 Vote	You Can Work at the Pearly Gates
1	1 Vote	Dem Reps Want Senator Statue Removed From Your Jewelry Box in Overwatch?
1	1 Vote	Pharrell, Janelle Monae Says She and Ex 50 Cent Made Peace in World's Conflict Areas in Christmas Speech
1	1 Vote	Everyone Has Been Rejected
1	1 Vote	Yes I'm Talking to You All!
1	1 Vote	Top Five Reasons Dishonored Fans Will Improve the Trashcan