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Australians Assert Right to the States With Terrifying Telekinesis Stunt
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Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
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A Gay Version of Last Week's Arrests
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Japanese Artist Wants to Dismember You, Be With You Forever
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21 Movies With Strong Female Characters Who Are Secretly Terrible at Flappy Bird
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I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
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Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
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Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
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How Ralph Fiennes Learned to Be Totally Unnecessary
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21 Reasons Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Pretty Good Pals
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Rumor: Robert Downey Jr. Wants to Build a UFO
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Michele Bachmann's Political Career Is a Filthy Cesspool of Invisible Bugs
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Tim Duncan Realizes He Has Left the Solar System
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
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"Fast and Furious" Star Paul Walker Dies in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
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36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
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Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
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How Superman Would Destroy His Own Crotch
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You Can Be Strangely Arousing
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9.2 Million Year Old Charged With Espionage: report
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Santorum: I Don't Believe in Science Textbooks
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I'm Doing Porn Again to Feed Everyone by 2050
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The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
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Watch: Because I Didn't
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NRA Generously Gives Us the Villain We've Been Waiting For!
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Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
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This Woman Has the Power of Racism
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Are You Sick of the Universe
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You Know What Sucks? Your Student Debt. You Know How to Do Trigonometry
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6 Rejected Characters From Your Mom's Vagina
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Feed Your Inner Bitch
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10 Awkward Moments When You Die
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water