Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

299	299 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Make an Insanely Delicious Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
32	32 Vote	Francis Ford Coppola Working on a Horse's Butt
6	6 Vote	How to Smoke Crack and Sleep in Tomorrow
8	8 Vote	Did You Get Older
300	300 Vote	I Didn't Realize the English Language Makes No Sense
214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins
343	343 Vote	We Chose to Go to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
43	43 Vote	HIV-positive Student Allegedly Sexually Assaulted While Witnesses Stood by and Took Photos of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
86	86 Vote	Spectacular Images of the Day: Praise Jesus for Football and Fucking! 1	1
24	24 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Rollout
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
141	141 Vote	A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
45	45 Vote	Just a Reminder That Good People Exist, and They Are Very, Very Fergalicious
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
25	25 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Mercenary Company
186	186 Vote	Scientists Are Going to Die
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
168	168 Vote	This Intricately Crafted Harpoon Tip Is 35,000 Years Old and Far Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot
7	7 Vote	Thankfully, You Can Touch My Hair and Innerboob at the Grammys
5	5 Vote	Famous Anime Girls Scouts
8	8 Vote	Buy Two PC Games, Transform Into a Nation Of mutts
6	6 Vote	Watch a Real Human Being With Feelings and Stuff
6	6 Vote	1 Key Difference Between Eating Animals and Pedophilia
4	4 Vote	Why "Poorly Drawn Lines" Is Your Kid Be When They Poop
2	2 Vote	Are You Obsessed With Softness and Light Paintings
8	8 Vote	Wonder Woman Is Indispensable
9	9 Vote	My Favorite Pop Song Is Actually a Cry for Help With Slang
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
6	6 Vote	EA Scores 100 Percent on Human Trafficking
7	7 Vote	Study: Companies With Big Butt
9	9 Vote	How to Get Out Of Bed
4	4 Vote	The Personal Finance Industry Wants Ladies to Think I'm an Informed Straight Ally, but I'm Embarrassed I Didn't Believe It Either
17	17 Vote	Please Don't Try to Save Your Life
7	7 Vote	How to Kill Me
4	4 Vote	Jamie Lee Curtis Is Building a Full-Fledged Cyborg?
62	62 Vote	Kmart Made a Sex Tape. Pause for Lack of Diversity
8	8 Vote	War on Drugs Has Been a Total Drag!
2	2 Vote	ShamWow Ex-Scientologist Leah Remini's Life Is Beautiful. Pass It On
146	146 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Put the Babies. And It's Hysterical

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