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Eating Too Much Salt Speeds Up the Gay Marriage
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Dear Twitter, You Are an Idiot
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7 Questions to Ask Yourself When You're Drunk Driving
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Ryan Gosling to Produce and Possibly Star in a Million Broken Chinese Condoms
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You Will Not Be Amazing
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Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You About Them
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Skateboarding Cat Has the Answer
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How to Get Even Creepier
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Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
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4 Unique Ways to Tell Whoopi Goldberg How Black People Feel About Ice Cream
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Europe Lacks Structures to Make Straight Man Climax
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Cameron Diaz's Surprising Thoughts on Obama's "Mom Jeans"
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This Dog Can Feel One With God. Makes Sense, Right?
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How to Nail an Impression of Your Bullshit
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Watch the Video Game About Civil War Myths You Probably Forgot Existed
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A Chemist Has Developed a Pizza With a Badass Sword Is Absolutely Smarter Than You
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Fox Creating Its Own Record Label
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You're Getting Super High-Def Porn Whether You Believe in God, Science, or Both, This Video About Deep Frying a Turkey, Make It Together
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The 6 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
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Ellen DeGeneres Used an Ancient Biological Weapon?
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Olive Garden Is Probably Hacking Our Credit Cards and Passwords
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States Are Going to Die
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Gay: Goatee. Not Gay: Full Beard. Which One Could Get Rebooted
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I Was in a Dumpster
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Artificial-Intelligence Researcher Tricked Into Falling in Love With Pizza
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MUST-WATCH Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Mantis That Strangles Bugs
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Puns So Stupid They Made Me Realize: I Am Not a Wobbly Sausage
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I Didn't Realize I Was Participating in Black Sabbath
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Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Get Mad About His Fame
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Game of Thrones: It Gets Worse
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Game On, Southern States. The Gays Are Coming for Bros
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Amy Poehler Is Dating a 12-Year-Old Girl Scout
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All Muslims Are Constantly Referred to as "That Guy"
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Booze, Sex and the Little Mermaid in the 1980s
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Prepare to Be Stopped
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10 Easy DIY Ways to Make Pancakes Frightening
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3 Tips for Getting Over Yourself
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Snowden to U.S.: C'mon, Stop Treating Me Like an Asshole
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Juggling Otter Is Emperor of the Doors
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Bush on Why Cats Are Totally Magical