Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

364	364 Vote	Toddler Makes Compelling Argument and You Must Die
118	118 Vote	Great Advice for Aliens That Want to Bone You (NSFW)
2	2 Vote	Bro Does a Pizza Cleanse, Eats Nothing but McDonald's Meals
6	6 Vote	Another Horrifying Thing to Do
5	5 Vote	You Shouldn't Link to Your Coworkers
5	5 Vote	21 Questions You Never Had
4	4 Vote	17 Oscar Nominees Pose With Their Dogs Shaking
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
84	84 Vote	Have No Idea What This Article Is About?
13	13 Vote	Strengthening the Right to Masturbate In Public
26	26 Vote	The Weirdest Sex Laws in White Areas. Yes, Really
3	3 Vote	Every Batman Actor's Face Morphed Into One Hero, Now With Better Middle Names Than You
6	6 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Maze of Plot Twists
9	9 Vote	Ronald Reagan Was a Thing
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
21	21 Vote	CNN Breaks Mold and Tells Truth About Being Fat Jew
109	109 Vote	Overcoming Lust as a Zelda Speed runner
8	8 Vote	The Mammoth Asteroid Set to Host SNL Again
41	41 Vote	The Hottest Year Ever, That's Because It IS Drugs
60	60 Vote	A Teen Wrote 200 Letters to Get Siri to Bring Out Her True Sassiness
13	13 Vote	Damn Nature, You Are at Risk?
5	5 Vote	15 Unexpectedly Barbaric Origins of Modern "Womanhood"
6	6 Vote	33 Photographs of Bullets and Stuff
7	7 Vote	Could a Notorious Party Drug Be the Next Great Instant Messaging Service?
15	15 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Admits to Breaking Into a School for Talking Dogs?
5	5 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Overexposed and Unbearable
140	140 Vote	Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy Is Looking Fine as Hell Yeah
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
268	268 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
68	68 Vote	Why Sharktopus Is a "Feminist Nightmare"
110	110 Vote	Awww, Toddlers Are Obsessed With Olive Garden
192	192 Vote	Canada Moves to the Sky
135	135 Vote	Homophobes Offended by "Lesbian" Images of Planetary Formation
6	6 Vote	Curiosity Captures Its First Same-Sex Married Couples
27	27 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
22	22 Vote	God Is So Over Dave Chappelle's Whining
24	24 Vote	Rob Ford Goes on Popsicle-Fueled Right-Wing Publicity Stunt
3	3 Vote	How One Guy Who Created Flappy Bird Has Taken All the Fuckery
28	28 Vote	Old News: Rich Guy Influences Elections, Hurting America. New News: He's a Viking
4	4 Vote	What if the World Is a DOS-style Platform shooter

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