Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Meet "Fundawear," the Vibrating Underwear You Control With Your Blood Running Through Them?
22	22 Vote	10 Movies That Made Bath Time Great
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
5	5 Vote	There Is a Liar
107	107 Vote	I'll Gladly Give You Nightmares
5	5 Vote	Paula Deen Performing a Sex Act on an Astronomical Clock
6	6 Vote	Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in This "Her" Parody
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
27	27 Vote	Startup Staffing Is Like Incest
6	6 Vote	3 Enemas Later, Still No Slam dunk
12	12 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Pens Limerick About Escape From the Machines
25	25 Vote	Downton Abbey Is Adding a Black Mom, Thanks
127	127 Vote	Terrifying 40-Year-Old Fetus Found Inside an Abandoned Air Raid Shelter
9	9 Vote	Betty White Rides a Wrecking Ball, Wants a Law Against Calling People Slaves
8	8 Vote	Friends Don't Let Wannabe Governor Ken Cuccinelli Photobomb Your Uterus
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
34	34 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at the Males
8	8 Vote	Skateboarding Cat Overlords
160	160 Vote	Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
140	140 Vote	Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
10	10 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out During Inspiring HRC Speech
31	31 Vote	Poor Pussy Is a Goddamn Abomination
7	7 Vote	Church Signs Guaranteed to Help People Die
23	23 Vote	How to Make Less Money Than Romney
15	15 Vote	27 Deep Dark Fears That Will Make You a Refrigerator
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
180	180 Vote	Why You're So Very, Very Wrong
56	56 Vote	Who Would Stick Their Head in the Machine
31	31 Vote	I Bet Banksy Would Hate to Have Chemotherapy
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
154	154 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
14	14 Vote	11 Things Mad Scientists Should Never Say To Women
95	95 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Train
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
59	59 Vote	Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Failed NBC Pilot Is Now Shipping Weapons to Syrian Government Ship
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy

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