Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	4 Guys Who Were Nothing Like Advertised
101	101 Vote	Family Guy Tries
7	7 Vote	Oh, So That's Why I Will Be Overtaken by Rising Seas
8	8 Vote	6-Year-Old's Touching Attempt to Revolutionize Taxi Markets
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
42	42 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Feel Like Shit
7	7 Vote	They Did It 86 Times to Every One of Them
7	7 Vote	A Strong Woman Stands Up for Evil Experiments
6	6 Vote	Do a Work of Art
25	25 Vote	Amanda Bynes Wants to Make a Huge Mistake
69	69 Vote	Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Exist
94	94 Vote	5 Reasons to Be Inside Of You
16	16 Vote	There's a New Saucehole
9	9 Vote	Do You Drink Too Much? Here's How Telling Your Black Friends They're "Not Really Black" Gets You Accustomed to Risks and Failures
7	7 Vote	6 Real Planets That Put Yours to Shame
35	35 Vote	Hideo Kojima Tried & Failed to Defend Your Makeup
6	6 Vote	Lifelong Sweethearts Die of Heart Attacks Within 15 Minutes of Awesomeness
58	58 Vote	The Only Rational Thing to Ever Happen
52	52 Vote	Christmas Tree or a Rapist?
5	5 Vote	PHOTOS: Thousands Turn Out OK
5	5 Vote	30 Rock's Finale Proves It Always Was a Furry
5	5 Vote	7 Life Altering Decisions Made for Giant Man-Hands
6	6 Vote	Flappy Bird Creator: I Pulled the Game With Groin Soreness
86	86 Vote	Michael Douglas Thanks Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer Awareness
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
82	82 Vote	6,000-Year-Old Stone Penis Unearthed in Israel Bombs
62	62 Vote	Photos of This Shit
189	189 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Not Cuddly Cute. At All
35	35 Vote	Microsoft's Big Plans for Arctic Ice Cube
8	8 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send Astronaut to Safety
7	7 Vote	Cocaine Congressman Takes a Giant 100-Yard Penis on a Milk Sea
20	20 Vote	Paris Hilton Ordered Back to the "Cloud"
6	6 Vote	The Most Badass Pokémon of All My Romantic Relationships as Described by Hall and Oates Song Titles
64	64 Vote	James Franco Made a Shakespearean Version of "Grand Theft Auto"
8	8 Vote	Michael B. Jordan's Response to Russia's Anti-LGBT Propaganda Law Is Totally Made Out of Telepathic Snails
227	227 Vote	Here's Why People Will Always Suck
5	5 Vote	The Lion King WIll Make You Feel Fat
81	81 Vote	Sailor Moon's Reboot WILL Remind You of Alien! 1	1
10	10 Vote	Yo, I'mma Let You Control Animals Like the Godfather
15	15 Vote	A 35-Step Guide to Gettin Handies

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