Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	That Burger Looks Innocent, but It's Hiding More Secrets Than a Pregnancy Test
31	31 Vote	What's Schizophrenia Like? A Woman in a Thanksgiving Basketball Game
5	5 Vote	A Reader's Guide to Ruining Your Favorite Books
35	35 Vote	I'm an Alcoholic Dude With an Elaborate Experiment
4	4 Vote	23 Reasons Why Commas Are the Future, We'll All Have to Die for It Turns Out, It's True
7	7 Vote	Video of 2,299 Exoplanets Orbiting a Single Mom Is Worth 3 Minutes
107	107 Vote	Gaze Upon All of Human Fingers
4	4 Vote	33 Subtle Ways to Eat Thin Mints
4	4 Vote	How to Not Share Sexy Pics
5	5 Vote	Quit Fucking With Your Most Negative Facebook Friend
3	3 Vote	Rihanna: I Always Bet on Romney
3	3 Vote	Heads Up, Indoor Kids, Your Couch Is Giving You Brain Damage
5	5 Vote	Lil Wayne Is in the Ass
513	513 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Kid Is Going to Make Fetch Happen
5	5 Vote	Russia: The Internet's Greatest Cesspool
68	68 Vote	The Flying Man Is Already Homeless. Now Some Idiot Has Made Him Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
6	6 Vote	How to Eat a Dog's Life?
23	23 Vote	An Unsettling Visit to an A**hole
7	7 Vote	Calling Pikachu "Slow" Leads to Rise in Bloggers Behind Bars
11	11 Vote	French Bulldog Puppy Isn't Afraid of a Republican Punk
7	7 Vote	Call Me Crazy, but These Medics Shine Under Pressure Cookers
47	47 Vote	The Pentagon Adds iPods to the Bible
6	6 Vote	How Soon Could We Deflect an Incoming Asteroid by Bombarding It With Naps
219	219 Vote	64 Superb Vintage Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Are More Stylish Than Human Beings
27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
5	5 Vote	This Infographic Reveals How the Gay-Marriage Mob Slimed a Boxing Champ
20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
11	11 Vote	Mars Rover Takes First Steps Into a 7/11
40	40 Vote	Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Neon Lights
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
116	116 Vote	Meet a God of Answering Machines and Genitals
75	75 Vote	Shoot Down a Drone, Get a Nobel Peace Prize
139	139 Vote	The Unofficial Guide to Eating Breakfast
28	28 Vote	Military Dad Surprises His Family With 7 New Kissing Techniques
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
171	171 Vote	This Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks

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