Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

160	160 Vote	Sorority Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat Thin Mints
83	83 Vote	Russians Must Be Thinking
95	95 Vote	Creepiest and Coolest Way to Peel a Hard Boiled Egg
108	108 Vote	These 700-Year-Old Barrels Are Filled With Human Hands
75	75 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to "Hipster Racism"
79	79 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Care
221	221 Vote	Harry Potter and the Dreaded Sex Talk
72	72 Vote	Simple Bear Safety Tips for Waiters 1	1
88	88 Vote	A Super Bowl Halftime Show That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your DNA?
273	273 Vote	ANALYSIS: Why Is the Universe?
46	46 Vote	Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime
165	165 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
90	90 Vote	Mommyish Poll: How Do You Express Emotions Through Butt Sex?
172	172 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Claw Machines
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
48	48 Vote	Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
51	51 Vote	4 Shameless Uses of Dead and Wounded Children
26	26 Vote	We Can't Let You Tweet From Beyond the Grave
140	140 Vote	Watch Tetris Played on Meth Lab Equipment
72	72 Vote	Accused Rapist Cab Driver Got 1,000 People to Touch a Human Penis
7	7 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Ways Animals Have Learned to Ignore Chris Pratt's Ripped New Body, Just Like Everybody Else
66	66 Vote	Bear Cub and Wolf Pup Battle for New York
76	76 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Require a License
363	363 Vote	Republicans Start to Give You Nightmares
9	9 Vote	33 Scientific Reasons You'll Turn Out OK
26	26 Vote	Another Death, Another Gun Advocate
101	101 Vote	There's a "Bear Epidemic" Out West, and It's Super Weird
35	35 Vote	Oculus Founder: Why We Study Duck Penises
35	35 Vote	Therapy Llamas Are Coming to PS4 1	1
169	169 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
53	53 Vote	Woman Literally Almost Dies Because She Can't Touch Celine Dion
53	53 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies 1	1
6	6 Vote	The Beautiful Prawn Nebula Has Been Remade With Dogs
9	9 Vote	Technology Could Be a Boring Place Without Asians
3	3 Vote	The Vampire Cat Power
12	12 Vote	Woman Takes Horse Into McDonald's After Being Pronounced Dead?
18	18 Vote	27 Reasons Anne Hathaway Is Actually Your Father?
99	99 Vote	How Obama Can Still Get an Abortion
16	16 Vote	You Shouldn't Get High by Sucking on Puffer Fish

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