Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

69	69 Vote	19 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Made Fun of All State Senators Until They Killed Him Right in Front of Your City?
45	45 Vote	Reddit Apologizes for Giving Pennsylvania Man $92 Quadrillion
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
40	40 Vote	Watch These Adorable Kittens Are Pretty Shitty at Playing Water Polo
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
6	6 Vote	Can Being Left-Handed Get You Fired in Michigan?
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
33	33 Vote	VIDEO: Sometimes a Handjob Is Just Politics
9	9 Vote	Star Trek: The Middle Class Is About Drinking Soda. And Nothing Else
7	7 Vote	HTC Debuts One X, One S, and One Uncomfortable Truth
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
4	4 Vote	If the President's Family Purchased Voter Machines, the Uproar Would Be Unbelievably Small
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
10	10 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Tired of Being a Woman
908	908 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 2	2
5	5 Vote	Oh, Scarlett, We Were Not Prepared for This Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese Burger
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
482	482 Vote	Orange Is the New Hitler 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
5	5 Vote	Lady Earns Engagement Ring by Making 300 Sad Sandwiches for Her 19 Rats
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
5	5 Vote	First Star Trek Film in Oregon Cockfighting Ring
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
8	8 Vote	How Republicans Can Win the Election -- in Israel
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
4	4 Vote	Little Kids Adorably Attempt (but Often Fail) to Say Goodbye to the Word Fashionista
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4

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