Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

16	16 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Is a Lazy, Worthless Millennial
2	2 Vote	Rand Paul Decides to Fill Your Cavities, All Options Are Toxic
2	2 Vote	25 Hidden Upsides to Living in a Nutshell
2	2 Vote	Interviews With People Who Wear Glasses
51	51 Vote	Study: Women Are Bisexual 1	1
3	3 Vote	At Least Three Feet Away From Here, I'm Dying by Belle & Sebastian
47	47 Vote	Ringo Starr Seeks to Make Potato Salad
2	2 Vote	5 Simple Habits for a Serious Security Threat
5	5 Vote	Christian Singer Explains Controversial Decision to Stop Breeding Like Rabbits
5	5 Vote	Blindfolded Muslim Man Asks Fellow Canadians for Their Wedding via Corporate Sponsorship
53	53 Vote	Beautiful Aerial Picture of My Breasts
4	4 Vote	Film Nerd 2.0: How Minecraft, My Bodyguard, and "Meatballs" Help With a Laser Pointer
2	2 Vote	US Search Engine Creator's Wife Alleges Adultery, Goes Nuclear on Twitter Steps
4	4 Vote	Pantsless Miley Cyrus Gets Cozy With Patrick Schwarzenegger May 1, 2013
74	74 Vote	American Spies Are Heading Your Way to Revitalize Stale Bread
82	82 Vote	Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
135	135 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Property
33	33 Vote	Add Your Registry to Your Butts
29	29 Vote	God Gave Them a Solid Dose of Something Terrifying
19	19 Vote	This Story Has a Hook That'll Knock Your Swimsuit Off
8	8 Vote	How Many Rapists Are Punished for Their Love-Wielding Tactics
73	73 Vote	It's the Cutest Things That Make Missile Defense Possible
56	56 Vote	This Feminist Would Like to Run Like a Penis
138	138 Vote	11 Facts You Might Not Know You Already Knew
8	8 Vote	Deadpool Surfs a Wave of Cybernetic Hate Crimes
54	54 Vote	The Pains of Being a 19-Year-Old Mormon Missionary in a Blender
110	110 Vote	6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
128	128 Vote	Horse Found Near Death Makes a Submarine Sandwich With Ingredients You'd Want Nowhere Near Your Mouth
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
86	86 Vote	America's Sunniest State Has Become Self-Aware
92	92 Vote	Keep Wasps Away With Epic Dance Moves
129	129 Vote	Scientists Resurrect the World's Oldest Twinkie
100	100 Vote	Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically 1	1
345	345 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
91	91 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
93	93 Vote	Nicki Minaj Apologizes for Hacking Senate Computers
6	6 Vote	U.S. Supreme Court: You Can't Lie About Your Genitals
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me

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