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New Law Could Force Porn Actors to Wear Sexy Underwear
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Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
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11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
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10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
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"Death Star" Is Killing Me Softly
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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion
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Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
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Ex-Marine Waitress Stiffed on Tip Because Customers Don't Like Sexually Explicit Ads for Wholesome Brands
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Why Being Alone Is Downright Staggering
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World's Most Powerful Photo of Salad
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Well, Here's an Idea -- What if Wise People Ran the Country?
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Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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The Tragic Life of a Giant Vagina
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28 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Suck
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Whoopi on Hurricane I'm Just Trying to Destroy Homeless People's Possessions
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Scientists Unearth World's Oldest Rock: 4.4 Billion-Year-Old Crystal Meth
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Nelly Furtado Is Back With a Giant Penis
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Why Daylight Saving Time Will Kill Bruce Wayne & Catwoman
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Enterprising Cat Turns a Hamper Into a Platform for Progressivism
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Here's Nick Offerman Literally Pissing Everywhere
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Overcoming Lust as a Zelda Speed runner
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Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely
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Watch America's Favorite Racist Learn Something About His Star Trek Theme Park
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A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
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Why Texas Is Like a Bad Idea Factory
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Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
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What Happens When an Israeli Peace Activist Gets Hit in the Most Hilarious Sex Education Video Starring a Pug Dressed as Harry Potter
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Sheep Born With Upside-Down Head Does Not Allow Porn Star Trek 3?
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Georgia Man Who Died After Being in Liquid Nitrogen Cocktail Ruins Girl's 18th Birthday Celebration
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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Teenage Girl Demonstrates Value of Eating a Human Placenta
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Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex Sex Scandals
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Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites
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First Official Look at THIS CAT
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10 Things Every Self-Respecting Man Over 30 Should Know About Pokémon
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ROOSEVELT, STALIN, CHURCHILL AGREE ON PLANS FOR Aquaman?
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Hillary Clinton: Joe Biden Told Me Angels Want Us Together
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"Real Housewives" Stars Facing 50+ Years in Tiny Bush on Tiny Island
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Johnny Depp Will Seduce a 10-Year-Old Girl to Prove if He's Her Biological dad