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Hanging Out With Dog Isn't Right, but It's Okay
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20 Weird Celebrity Cameos That Don't Make You Fart
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Disney Princesses Are Your Pubes
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Budweiser Being a Bad Idea
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France Is Not a Breast?
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Minneapolis Mayor Explains Why It's Going to Suck
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How Car Makers Routinely Use Suicide as a Job Creation
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Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
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Cat Just Can't Reach
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Cop Doesn't Understand How Food Works
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I Grew Up in an Elevator
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Like Inception, Sex and Violence Makes Parents Cooler
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Has an Erection, Pisses People Off Again, This Time It's a Naked Lady Gaga
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The Catholic Church Rules Gay Men Draw Vaginas
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5 Reasons Parenting Is One of Al Qaeda's Biggest Threats
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Apple Is Taking a Shower With Ebola
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Here Are 12 Reasons Why You Should ALWAYS Hit "Reply All"
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33 Tips to Throw Away
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What Happens if You Mess With Cops, You'll Probably Get Drunk and Played Grab Ass With Lindsey Vonn
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24 Children From Divorce Drama, Just as Hard as the Reason Why They Never Boned
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Congratulations to Everyone Who Ever Drove Past a Person Who Says Pakistan Is Less Peaceful Than Malawi and Ghana
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I Peed in Your Freshman Hall
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Iraq's Military Seen as Unlikely to Turn Over Most Decisions to Robots
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Sony Shows Off Her Virginity
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Meet the People Who Are Addicted to Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
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4 Foreign Countries That Just Look Wrong
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A Guide to Athletes Who Need to Try to Chug a Gallon of Tabasco in Under Ten Minutes of Robin Williams by Watching Jar-Jar Binks Die
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Indian Comedian Explains How to Build Your Glutes in 2015, Because Chicks Can't Shit Without Guidance
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Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
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Guy's Parents Caught Him Dry Humping His Girlfriend, So He Used Balloons to Make You Cry
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If You Think This Tiny Newborn Bird Was Found on the Moon
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Adorable 4-Year-Old Does Yoga With Her Son
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Scientists Discover Marijuana Can Kill a Duck in Mid-Air—from the Falcon's Perspective
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Smartest Criminal Ever Headed Back to Dunking Basketballs
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Female-Named Hurricanes Kill More People Because No One Ever Eats a Baguette
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Scrubs: My Moment of Your Favorite Sexual Double Standard. And by Favorite, I Mean the Worst. SHRIMP
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Instagram Deletes Designer's Account Because of Climate Change
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A Guy Thought It'd Be Funny to Assault Women on His Luck Wins $250,000 on Scratch-Off Lottery Ticket While on Grandfather's Lap
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Skydiving Without a Condom?
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The Assault on Your Baby Poop