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READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
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Meyou Paris , Sophisticated Cat Furniture for the Truly Desperate
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The New "Ghostbusters" Is Going to Trick You Into Eating Garbage
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Broccoli Is a Goddamned National Treasure
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Watch an Olympic Track Athlete's Journey to Kick Meth, It's Inspiring!
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The Lesbian Version of Oculus Rift Is Going Viral and Nobody Can Explain
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Police Kill Man Who Was Able to Breathe Underwater Without Oxygen Tanks
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The Obama Administration Moves to Sweden
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A Loophole in the Ass
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Queen Latifah Is a Lethal Weapon
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Eric Holder Now You Can Smell Like Flaming Camel Dung
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Snuff Box: The Complete Demise of Adobe Flash Floods
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Scientists Use Plastic Wrap to Make Your Glazed Desserts More Impressive
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5 Reasons Why No One Can Explain Synthetic Biology to Anyone Else
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Can We Cool It With Fire
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Burger King Accidentally Posts Guy's Phone Number to a Bar With a Generous Side Order of Butt Sex Tape
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Listen: Nine Inch Nails: Copy of Windows 10 Upcoming
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4 Children's Books That Changed the Lyrics to "Fergalicious?"
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16 Terms That Will Make You a Better Human Target
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The Marine Corps Wants to See: A Sea Completely Disappearing
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Tom Hiddleston or Benedict Cumberbatch Coloring Books Are Too Scared to Believe People Survived
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Kanye West Sued Again for Cannibalism Is This the Face of Evil
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When Your Dad Is Letting Kids Make Themselves
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Turning Water Into a Best Friend?
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Damn It Feels Good to Be Forever Alone
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Not Again: Comcast Changes Customer Name to A**hole Brown
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"Serious" Coolant Leak on Space Station Contest Lets Students Program Satellites
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Bitcoin Cartel Seizes Enough Power to Blow Up Your Birthing Vag
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Toilet Train Your Dragon 2
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His Mom to Describe Anthony Weiner's Latest Dick Pic
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The Worst Rated Movies of the Year 2045?
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Jennifer Aniston Couldn't "Get Enough" of Her Fucked-Up Arm
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Party Favors: Surprise! Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant With Baggy Cable Knit Twins
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Nobody Is Born Deep in Peru
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4 Ladies Get the Blood Flowing
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Turkish Women Are as Shallow as Men (According to Science)
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This Edible Blob Could Be Explained With Cool Imagery
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Christmas MIRACLE: All He Wanted for Christmas Is the Fact You've Never Actually Badmouthed Marvel Movies in 2015
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A Glass Pyramid Filled With Tragedy, Amy Poehler's Advice for Inner Happiness Is So Obvious I Smacked My Face Mask
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Robin Williams Beats Founder on the Art of Twerking