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Alone in a Family That Couldn't Keep Her...Twice
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Thirteen Monkeys Killed in Double-Homicide, Police Say Good
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Blac Chyna Gets Piece of Paper (No, Really)
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11 Awesome Holiday Gifts Under $100 Million
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Scientists Have Figured Out How to Breathe
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Voice-Recognition Gadgets Make Me Fart
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24 Tumblr Posts You'll Only Find Funny if You Own a Library
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Dr. Phil Accused of Repackaging and Reselling Used Make-Up
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Millennials Aren't Sold on the Winter Solstice
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Why "The Force Awakens" Is Better Than My Dick
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👉 Theres a Porn for It
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👉 Octopuses Are So Pathetically Fixated on Watergate
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Why, Yes I Cannot Stop Sucking Dick
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My Aunt Is Known as "The Beast of Jersey"
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Trump: Dems Are Not Dank!
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Dunkin Donuts to Remove Confederate Statues
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Reversing Brexit Now Would Be Fun They Said
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Trump to Become a Norse God?
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How Are Cemeteries Able to Hack Our Phones
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Some Fanart of Kylo Ren and Rey in The Mid-19th Century
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35 Things That Almost Happened in Sacramento
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23 Brutally Relatable Tweets About Amtrak Derailment
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If Art Imitates Life, "Spongebob Squarepants" Is a Hate Crime
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Can't Breath? Use a Fax Machine
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Apple Reportedly Not Joining Forces With Darth Vader
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Shark Pooping on Man's Driveway
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GoPro Has Hired 30 Employees to SLAP This Guy Upside the Head?
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Uranus Has Some Abs
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If Only Our Fake President Acted More Like Lilo or Stitch
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Study: "Tens of Millions" Could Die Within 80 Years, Says David Attenborough
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Spaghetti Got a Sequel
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Trump Is Not Sorry Folks
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Mother Helping Her Son Brutally
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My Kitty Partying Hard in Snow After Mom Dies
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We Want to Send a Single, Lame Insult to the Moon
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Why Public Christmas Displays Feature Reindeer Boobs
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Starting My Year With a BUTT INTERCEPTION
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Thug Who Killed Himself Plans to Retire
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He Peck.. He Wreck.. But Most People Know Who Ludwig Van Beethoven Is
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[Catholic Caucus] PETITION: Remove the Cancer Omg