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Gay Couple Gets Legally Married in Your Bathroom Cabinet
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Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Obama Signs Executive Order to Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
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Shooter Identified in Murder of Elderly Alligator
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk Without Drinking a Drop of Alcohol
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
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Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
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There's a Reason Gays Can't Get Enough of This Impossibly Adorable Cat
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Puppy Too Fat to Be Bitten by a Cop
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The 24 Most Hipster Things That Ever Happened
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OK, Let's Make a Poorly-Timed Point About Abortion and Gay Jokes During a Roast
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Hard Gay Is Very Much Alive
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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Exxon Swears to Gosh It Doesn't Matter
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Finding Nemo Is a NSFW Cavalcade of Horror Stories
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Is There Even a Government
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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M
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Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL
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