Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Flying With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
9	9 Vote	Bookshelfies Are Selfies for People Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right
9	9 Vote	Mother-Daughter Duo Accused of Partying All Night
127	127 Vote	NASA to Drink More Wine
7	7 Vote	Now We Know Who to Blame for Your Clitoris
203	203 Vote	Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
32	32 Vote	Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
119	119 Vote	Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an XCOM-Like Turn-Based Spy Game? Yes, Please
70	70 Vote	I'd Like a Porn Star Wars
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
120	120 Vote	A Twist That Will Make You Hail Satan
14	14 Vote	Rihanna Workin the Pole ... In Canada Sawmill
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
9	9 Vote	The Founding Fathers Had to Die
2	2 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Mom Makes You Smaller
2	2 Vote	New Documentary Explores the Origins of Heterosexuality
6	6 Vote	California to Vote for Someone Who Hates White People?
96	96 Vote	Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Performers
125	125 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
150	150 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
339	339 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
26	26 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Venture Outside
6	6 Vote	40 Children's Toys That Never Stop Being Awkward
35	35 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea 1	1
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
18	18 Vote	It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
13	13 Vote	Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Survivors to Sue Over "Cosby Sweaters"
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
8	8 Vote	Snoop Dogg Coming to Broadway
64	64 Vote	U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
53	53 Vote	Fukushima Reactors Did Not End Well
30	30 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Better Than Ours

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