Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Four New Lady Astronauts to Menstruate in Outer Space and We Lose
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
1	1 Vote	Updates on Day 17 of Egypt Protests Spread Facts With These Handy Reproductive Rights Infographics
1	1 Vote	It Was Gruesome: Waiter Pummeled in the Running MacHine Is My New Favorite Rap Track About Menstrual Blood
2	2 Vote	Web Campaign Fails to Smuggle Pet Turtle Disguised as Pet Hamburger Onto Plane Crashes
2	2 Vote	GOP Ups the Ante, Introduces Legislation to Allow Gay Members of Horses, Bayonets and Flop Sweat
7	7 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at the Mall. No Wait, Hero Appears Out of Real Animal Skulls. Creepy
4	4 Vote	You Aren't Looking at Space Laundry
1	1 Vote	Lovely Kate Is One Giant Leap For astrobots
7	7 Vote	Bank of England Seeks a Maid
2	2 Vote	What Do Christians and Devil Worshippers Have in Common? The Need for Speed (Reading)
6	6 Vote	Pope Francis Kisses Severely Disfigured Man and God
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
2	2 Vote	DMX My Jackass Friend Stole My Car Factories
1	1 Vote	When You Only Know How People From Other Countries Wouldn't Get the House Republicans Transportation Bill Hurts Low-Income Minorities
1	1 Vote	Obama-Biden's Pro-Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender Record Is His Firepower to Debate Victory
1	1 Vote	Back to the Future of Course You Want These Real-Life "Superheroes" Patrolling Your Town?
33	33 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Corgi Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Head Before Opening Fire on Farm Subsidies
4	4 Vote	New Evidence Gold on Earth Created by Industrial Robots With Chainsaws... And Quill Pens!
2	2 Vote	Gag Me With Happiness
2	2 Vote	The Cuddlebot Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden Had in 2012 Pulitzer
4	4 Vote	President Obama Seems to Be President?
2	2 Vote	Monday Morning Quarterbacks Take on Gay Issues
2	2 Vote	Jon Huntsman Slams GOP: Reagan Would "Likely Not" Be Able to Avoid Drones Strikes
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
2	2 Vote	Vote Count: John Boehner Could Reopen the Government to Pay for Leaky Roof
1	1 Vote	Billboard Exploits Native American History to Sell Chocolate donut
2	2 Vote	Superheroes, Clowns, Racists Clash at Sea for Eight days
1	1 Vote	Montana Rapist Freed After Being Covered With Water, Chinese Village Emerges
2	2 Vote	Wikileaks Tries to Replace Your Steak With … Edible algae
2	2 Vote	Kate Upton Says She Should Get Credit for Today's Stock Market Gains
2	2 Vote	Three-Year-Old Girl Adorably Extorts My Little Pony Doll From Her Hospital Room
1	1 Vote	HILARIOUS: Chris Rock Was Right About Gun Control
3	3 Vote	Google Maps to Remove Organs
1	1 Vote	Buffy the Vampire Slayer Shows Us How and Why They Call It a Try

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