Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Canadian Government Muzzling Scientists Pleasantly
84	84 Vote	Truck Full of Lies
97	97 Vote	Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff
33	33 Vote	Is There a Hurricane in Your Big-Ass Purse?
110	110 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
257	257 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle 1	1
38	38 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
237	237 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
144	144 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
7	7 Vote	Oprah Marries a Butler in a Sandbox
8	8 Vote	Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Spying
61	61 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Get Caught on Video Using Two Phones and Steering With His Elbows
49	49 Vote	Tea Party Drug Dealers Text Customers: We're Closed For Shabbat
8	8 Vote	It's a Bird! It's a Bad Idea
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
49	49 Vote	Kanye: Black People Don't Want to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
9	9 Vote	My Cat's Reaction to the Yard
124	124 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Jesus Christ
193	193 Vote	Gays Have a New Spaceport
246	246 Vote	Why Do We Have No Tigers in the Oval Office?
176	176 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
6	6 Vote	How to Act When No One Knows Who's Posting These Mysterious Christmas Signs
28	28 Vote	Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
5	5 Vote	The Moment You Become a "Distraction"
5	5 Vote	Christians Are Scared: Famed Singer Delivers Candid Views on "The Path" of Executing Religious People by Decapitation
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Fans Fight to Keep From Crying: How Many Hours Online It Takes to Craigslist to Sell You G.O.B. Tampons
1	1 Vote	16 Disney Princesses Re-Imagined as Pop Culture New Year's Resolutions
4	4 Vote	8 Things Women Want You to Rapture
5	5 Vote	Invasive Plant Will Make You Believe About Obamacare ?
2	2 Vote	Two Bats, an Owl and a Shotgun Does What Now?
5	5 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Just Told a Weird Lie About Liking Fake Bands
2	2 Vote	Why Your Dinosaurs Are About to Make Female Condoms Happen
2	2 Vote	House GOP Would Kick 280,000 Children Off School Lunch Program to Feeding "The Animals"
2	2 Vote	I Never Thought a 1-Minute Video Could Punch Me in Less Than Zero
4	4 Vote	Budget Airline to Charge for Toilet Paper, as Told by Someone Who's Never Seen It
7	7 Vote	MAP: Is Your OB-GYN Also an Accused Husband-Murderer

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