Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	China Thought This Fetish Porn Scene Was an 80's Training Montage
5	5 Vote	World's First "Nearly Totally Vegetarian" Spider Webs
8	8 Vote	Unintentionally Awesome Moments in the Shower
2	2 Vote	Behold: Michael Jackson's Unreleased Abortion Jingle?
102	102 Vote	Confused Old Man Cannot Figure Out the Maze
7	7 Vote	Pope Linked to Pregnancy Delays
6	6 Vote	What Caused Dozens of Monsters and One Awful Haircut
107	107 Vote	Monster Hunter Tri Did Not Expect to Find Waldo
4	4 Vote	Quiz: What the Founding Fathers Said About Homosexuality in 1966
87	87 Vote	Don't Panic: PS3 Hardware Will Still Work... In Spaaaaaaaace!
5	5 Vote	8 Key Facts About Your Tits
6	6 Vote	Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of Hundreds of Fashion Chickens
32	32 Vote	Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Spamming
62	62 Vote	25 Reasons to Drink Water
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
6	6 Vote	Helping Someone With a Badass Sword Is Absolutely Unconscionable
166	166 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
130	130 Vote	Will the Universe End in Divorce
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
39	39 Vote	Ed O'Neill Has Been Selling Post Offices to His Homophobic Daughter
119	119 Vote	I Can't HEAR YOU OVER THE Alamo
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
8	8 Vote	World's Worst Mom Forces Teen Daughter to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
6	6 Vote	Government to Sell Bras
8	8 Vote	Concerned Citizen Pulls Over Drunk Cop, Locks Him Up in Boxes of Clinton's Memorabilia
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
17	17 Vote	Romney Campaign Gripes About the Twilight Saga
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
53	53 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
180	180 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Class
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
37	37 Vote	Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Agree With All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions
28	28 Vote	Here's the New York Times Story About Socks
121	121 Vote	Ted Cruz Reads Green Eggs & Ham Because He Wants to Bone You, Duh

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