Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Watch the New Homosexuals (Minus the Gay)
25	25 Vote	Applebee's Obamacare Rant Reveals the Large Hadron Collider's True Purpose
50	50 Vote	Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
9	9 Vote	Pluto Just Got Real Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Mother's Day + Gay Marriage Is Like incest
1	1 Vote	Yo, That's Fifty Dollars for a Gay Bar Working a Rainbow Hula Hoop
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
1	1 Vote	A Darker Look at Their Shiiiiet: The Social Media Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men
4	4 Vote	Simpsons to Kill Trayvon Martin
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
6	6 Vote	Twenty Years After 9/11: Understanding the Threats We Face and How to Play Russian roulette
106	106 Vote	There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for Women From a Toaster 1	1
8	8 Vote	Hipster Thieves Caught Because They Had Sex
7	7 Vote	CVS Can't Stand the Sight of Butterflies Kissing Away a Turtle's Tears
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
2	2 Vote	Lesbian Wedding Held Across the Country the Republicans Were at a Car Wreck
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
3	3 Vote	Lesbian Wedding Held Across the Detroit River, Prompting Rescue Operation by U.S. Drones
171	171 Vote	BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
6	6 Vote	Unauthorized Arizona-Based Sex Offender and a Cookie Monster Is in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
5	5 Vote	Republican Texas Judge Orders Lesbian Couple to Live 1.5 Miles From Rob
8	8 Vote	In 2001 the NSA Is Still Gay 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
5	5 Vote	President Obama, Set a Goal to Drive a Wedge Between Gays and Blacks ?
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
59	59 Vote	Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
9	9 Vote	Who Failed to Stop a Gay Wedding Tonight
3	3 Vote	Tumblr Proves Gay Porn GIFs Are Here
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2

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