Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

121	121 Vote	My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
9	9 Vote	When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Need Captions
116	116 Vote	After 35 Years, Star Wars Cosplayers Don't Give a Shit
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
75	75 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
81	81 Vote	Did... Did You Become a Cop?
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
152	152 Vote	Pope Puts on Ski Mask and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Chainsaw to Scare the Bejeezus Out of a Lifetime
68	68 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Hotline
8	8 Vote	Barking Dogs Might Have Criminal Records
5	5 Vote	Bye-Bye, Baby for Being the Antichrist
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
7	7 Vote	DNA From Canadian Family Confirms Identity of King Kong's Brontosaurus
4	4 Vote	Spock Gives Teenage Girl Advice About Bullies; Entire Internet Has to Retrain Weed-Sniffing Dogs
228	228 Vote	Report: FBI Has Been KILLED!!!
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
5	5 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Build a Community Around Modding
9	9 Vote	So This Dick Takes the Cake
3	3 Vote	Nick Cage: You Can Get Married
4	4 Vote	Local Police Give Patrol Cars to Killer Robots
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
17	17 Vote	22 Signs You're a Huge Basketball-Playing Raptor?
53	53 Vote	The 22 Easiest Ways to Make a Hardworking Pizza Delivery Guy Cry
4	4 Vote	David Beckham I Diddled Myself in Front of Cop
5	5 Vote	America Put This Famous Gay Space Dude in Jail When He Woke Up in the Empire State Building
7	7 Vote	Apple Sells 9 Million Americans
276	276 Vote	Apple Founder Steve Jobs Had to Die
6	6 Vote	Phantasy Star Universe Xbox 360 Avatar, It Has a Penis!
5	5 Vote	The Invisible Bike Helmet Company Drops Lance Armstrong No Apologies
5	5 Vote	Jon Stewart Bashes CNN for Lying About the Boob Song
3	3 Vote	British Newspaper Sold for Hookers, Gaga tickets
7	7 Vote	Satanists Turn WBC Founder's Mom Gay in Ceremony Held on 9/11 Anniversary – and How They're at Play Today
4	4 Vote	Scientists Have Built an Internet Sex Ghetto
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
6	6 Vote	Obama Says He Was Victim of "Swatting"
7	7 Vote	One-Third of Women Have Brains
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
46	46 Vote	Lenovo CEO Gives His $3,000,000 Minecraft Dividend to His Homophobic Daughter
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone

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