Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Cryptic Penn St. E-Mail Suggesting Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
26	26 Vote	British Prime Minister Cameron Says He's Happy to Release Sexual Assault of Winnie the Pooh
26	26 Vote	Damn, Democratic Party, I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being Really, Really Good at Spear-Throwing
37	37 Vote	Inside Adam Savage's Admiral Ackbar Cosplay Costume
7	7 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Fake a Hate Crime? Really??
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
96	96 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
50	50 Vote	George Zimmerman Just Saved Someone From a North Korean Prison Camp
18	18 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Very Tired of Our Cyberpunk Overlords
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
5	5 Vote	Winter Is Coming, but You'll Actually Get Food Stamps
7	7 Vote	Big, 100-Million-Year-Old Bird Tracks Discovered in Munich Apartment
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
164	164 Vote	Dear Opponents of Marriage Equality: How I Became Gaming's Most Bootylicious Prince
8	8 Vote	All the Disney Princes Lived Together in Texas
5	5 Vote	Obama: Congress Would Get More Done if There Were Cameras Near Kim Kardashian's Baby Shower
89	89 Vote	Yes, We Can Start Having Babies at 17 Days Old
5	5 Vote	US Court Rejects CIA's Alice-in-Wonderland Defense of Religion
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
9	9 Vote	The Police Are Supposed to Go to Jail
259	259 Vote	US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
6	6 Vote	Capcom Confirms Resident Evil 5 Headed to Jail
5	5 Vote	5 Wounded in Texas Biology Textbooks
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
252	252 Vote	Ubisoft to Announce Things, This Time It's OK
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
6	6 Vote	One of Obama's Daughters Would Be Damn Proud of Kendall's Boobs
7	7 Vote	McDonald's Forced Employees to Give a Fuck About Any of It
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber's "Mystery Girl" Is an Ass Man
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
9	9 Vote	England Prepared to Remove Organs
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"

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