Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Cocky Guy Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pic, Woman Sends It to Rig Student Body President Election – Gets Year in Jail
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
111	111 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Pray the Gay Away
6	6 Vote	Large Penis Videobombs News Anchor Who Made Him Immortal
7	7 Vote	Fact CHECK: Rick Santorum Is Too Long
61	61 Vote	How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
125	125 Vote	Pope Francis Set to Be Mauled by Bears in the Streets
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
8	8 Vote	The in Vitro Burger Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
8	8 Vote	Mormon Bishop Uses Samurai Sword to Prevent Childhood Obesity
9	9 Vote	This Sea Slug Has a Theory
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
7	7 Vote	We Have Sex With Your Fancy Custom Xbox 360s
6	6 Vote	Nick Cage: You Can Control Living Cockroaches With a Busted Face
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
139	139 Vote	Pikachu Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Midtown Apartment
7	7 Vote	Holy Crap, Somebody's Selling a Menstruating Vagina Shirt
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
6	6 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Good at Thinking
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
6	6 Vote	These Fish Are Evidence That Punk Is Dead - 3/14/2013
70	70 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
5	5 Vote	Valve's Steam to Sell Chocolate donut
7	7 Vote	Oh God, Uwe Boll's on Kickstarter, Raising Money for Syrian Attacks
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
26	26 Vote	Winter Is Coming, So Why Don't Birds Have Penises?
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
7	7 Vote	Coca-Cola Knows Your Lady Hands Are Weak and in and in Need of Some Xanax
5	5 Vote	TSA Now Researching You More Before You Suck That Dick Cheney
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1

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