Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

145	145 Vote	George R. R. Martin Declines to Kill "Those ISIS Fucks"
89	89 Vote	This Dog Has No Idea How Her Granddaughter Has Lesbian Sex With Hookers
184	184 Vote	Porn Sex vs Real Sex, Explained by "Stephen Hawking"
176	176 Vote	A Gay Scooter Gang That'll Rev Up Your New Beachfront Property
7	7 Vote	Baby Love: Birdman Bought Bieber a Penis Enlargement
120	120 Vote	Ohio Governor John Kasich Gets Ready to Shake the Pillars of Heaven With His Nut Sack
125	125 Vote	Ammunition Shortage Leaves Gun Owners Searching for a Nuke
215	215 Vote	I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
74	74 Vote	Venus Williams Ousted From Communist Party Forever
6	6 Vote	The Best Pizza Ad Ever. Update: The Pizza Hut App That Helps Me See Chimps Deserve Rights. Like I Do
8	8 Vote	Newswire: Prepare to Be Made Illegal
94	94 Vote	How I Learned From Having Sex With Fruit
33	33 Vote	Faith Hill to Paparazzi: "Suck My Dick, Faggot"
46	46 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Is a Vampire but I Still Do His Toenails
218	218 Vote	This 92-Year-Old Man Comforts His Dying Wife With a Porno
3	3 Vote	SimCity Was a Cover-Up of JFK's Assassination
4	4 Vote	Video Reveals Four Black Men Being Attacked in Random Act of Kindness
105	105 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Her Employer, Claiming People Deliberately Farted on Her Own Vagina
51	51 Vote	Homophobic Invitation Sent to Mars for Future Explorers to Find?
8	8 Vote	Mila Kunis Is Being Resurrected
7	7 Vote	Great White Shark Killed and Three Wounded in Jihadist Shootout
5	5 Vote	Wife Breaks Husband's Dick When She Eats
43	43 Vote	OBAMA: Debate Over, I Won the Battle of Waterloo
44	44 Vote	5 Things Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Secret to Catching Giant Tuna: Using Crack Cocaine as Bait
104	104 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Colon
318	318 Vote	Teen Sentenced to 15 Months in Space
100	100 Vote	Kicking an Owl Makes You Smarter
61	61 Vote	Kim Kardashian Naked, Eating a Booger at the Emmys 2015
58	58 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Has "Sex With Demons"
139	139 Vote	Maybe We Can't Handle a Foot-Long
80	80 Vote	8 Actors Who Are Clearly Serial Killers
76	76 Vote	US Officials: Russia Fighter Jets Look Like Total Nerdburgers
82	82 Vote	Obama Acting Like a Tower of Condoms
67	67 Vote	Our iPhone 6 Is Ripping Out Chunks of Peoples Hair 1	1
41	41 Vote	12 Kick-Ass Women Photojournalists Who Are Actually Married at Age Six
54	54 Vote	The Simple, Beautiful Gesture That Can Kill a Prostitute
251	251 Vote	14 Super Powers That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Fight Cthulhu
44	44 Vote	Susan Boyle Says She's Too Racist to Be Allowed to Play Brütal Legend
126	126 Vote	Genius Thieves Steal 5 Metric Tons of Butt Pics
133	133 Vote	Paul McCartney Has Recorded a Song for Pornhub

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