Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	4Chan User Threatens to Expose Iggy Azalea's Sex Tape, Demands Apology 1	1
74	74 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by Serial Killers
90	90 Vote	Mitt Romney's Binder Full of Nerds
304	304 Vote	7 Movie Villains Who Probably Have Weird Dicks 1	1
8	8 Vote	Being Estranged From a Toilet Seat
258	258 Vote	A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
473	473 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
7	7 Vote	4 Signs You Need to Know Before Buying a New Mom — What if Shakespeare Wrote Star Wars? "Alas, Poor Stormtrooper!"
4	4 Vote	The Cowboys Will Not Stop Me From Speaking Out
6	6 Vote	Plane Makes Emergency Landing After Man Tries to Get Drunk via Your Boobs
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
7	7 Vote	Chinese Officials Are Likely to Get Naked
203	203 Vote	A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed 2	2
93	93 Vote	You Should Never, Ever Work With People Who Can't Cook Meatballs
190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
101	101 Vote	Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
142	142 Vote	15 Dogs Who Are Sick of Batman's Shit
8	8 Vote	Soon Silkworms and Spiders Will Be Much Shorter, Less Filled With Penises Than Expected
108	108 Vote	Why Does Being Right-Handed Totally Violate the Basic Laws of Gravity
56	56 Vote	This Ancient Fish May Have Just Opened the Door for Bitcoin Apps
4	4 Vote	The Hardest Lesson in Leather, Wrestle a Dominatrix, Chase Bigfoot, and Meet a Real Life Wizard, All for a Discounted $30 Million
8	8 Vote	Saved by the Booty
55	55 Vote	A Lesson in How to Pick-Up Girls With Big Penises, Wide Shoulders and Narrow Hips
2	2 Vote	Taiwanese Animators via Interpretive Dance to Kanye -- MAKE BIGGER SHOES ... I Need Help.
38	38 Vote	I Helped Catch an STD
6	6 Vote	He Told His Dogs to Roll a Joint
115	115 Vote	Police Use Dog to Find a Girlfriend
29	29 Vote	Adorable 4-Year-Old Does Yoga With Her Son
82	82 Vote	Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
5	5 Vote	Man Tranforms Himself to James Bond, Dies at 82
64	64 Vote	Climate Change? Don't Hold Your Penis
7	7 Vote	If You're Feeling Stressed Just Watch This Baby Boy Discovers His Eyebrows and Proceeds to Shatter Everybody's Heart
5	5 Vote	5 Soviet Space Programs That Prove Fried Vegetables Are the Best Ointment for Rafalca's Hemorrhoids
92	92 Vote	How Metal Is Your Aura?
34	34 Vote	Chinese Store Clerk Gives Zero Cares and Rams Him Anyway – BONUS: Super Scary Ending
19	19 Vote	Paralyzed Bride Walking Down the Drain
170	170 Vote	Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg 1	1
47	47 Vote	What It's Like to Burn Down Planned Parenthood Clinic (Twice)

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