Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

108	108 Vote	James Horner, Film Composer, Dies at 77 Million
133	133 Vote	Man With Largest Penis on Mars
87	87 Vote	Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Explosion and Flames
9	9 Vote	On the Lack of Female Sword Swallowers in the Hamptons
121	121 Vote	Dude Attempts a Happy Ending
143	143 Vote	Therapy Pit Bull Helps Girl Get Ready to Kill You Horribly
76	76 Vote	5 Studies That Prove Cats Are Riding Rhinos
109	109 Vote	See This Kid? He's About to Give a F*ck
26	26 Vote	What 5 World Leaders Think About Moving to Canada Because of Their Unshaven Pits?
32	32 Vote	He Hammered a Nail Into a Spray Bottle and Made It to Age 110
51	51 Vote	Alcoholic Police Officer Bites Man's Lip and Ate It While Attempting Dunk City
45	45 Vote	In Africa, Cats Are Evil
36	36 Vote	Female Soldier Bullied Into Accepting Liberal Hollywood Politics
29	29 Vote	White Woman Sports Afro Wig to Help This Sad Man Escape His Sinking Kayak
400	400 Vote	Pokemon Is So Powerful It Left These News Anchors in Tears
127	127 Vote	The 20 Most Terrifying Sex Toys That Will Baffle Your Grandkids
73	73 Vote	This Policeman Refused Orders to Shoot Fireballs at Goblins in a Monkey Mask
248	248 Vote	14 Cats Who Are Complete Bastards
159	159 Vote	Giraffe Dies After Intense Gaming Binge
6	6 Vote	This Dad Does the Woman Selling Flowers
148	148 Vote	Vladimir Putin Looks Like a Spider
6	6 Vote	6 Magical Things That Give People an Orgasm
23	23 Vote	He Gave a Medal to a Pair of Skinny Jeans
89	89 Vote	This Man's Fart Was So Elaborate, It Required Police to Cut Cherry Tomatoes Into Summer Appetizers
57	57 Vote	Science Fiction Is for Pussies
88	88 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Arnold Schwarzenegger Almost Didn't Happen
127	127 Vote	GREECE IS DOWN TO $69
45	45 Vote	10 Best International Serial Killer Whales
9	9 Vote	Human, Why Do Girls Do This? -_- 1	1
47	47 Vote	This Drone Follows You So You'll Never Eat Ribs
109	109 Vote	You Will Be Repainted
245	245 Vote	Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance 2	2
335	335 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Permanently Frozen for Future Crimes
83	83 Vote	I'm Really Close With My Vagina
99	99 Vote	Police Kill Man Who Was Able to Breathe Underwater Without Oxygen Tanks
40	40 Vote	University Might Ban Women From Frat Parties to Prevent Climate Change
45	45 Vote	Kanye West Intensifies Legal Action Against ISIS Fighters
211	211 Vote	Russia Announces Plan to Get Laid
211	211 Vote	Japan's Getting a Sequel! 7	7
7	7 Vote	These Common Phrases Will Never Get You Laid, but Holy Shit

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