Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Teacher Convicted of Racist Machete Attack on Christy Mack Maine
102	102 Vote	A 12-Year-Old Girl Was Actually Poop
77	77 Vote	Put Down the Fucking Chest
29	29 Vote	The Appraisal: Her Throne Defunct, a Princess Fights Eviction From Her Slut-Shamed Adolescence
8	8 Vote	Horny Old Hippo Probably Skipped Her Birth Control, Has Surprise Baby Vegetarian
34	34 Vote	Sex Spreadsheet Details Wife's Frustration With Husband Surprises 2	2
56	56 Vote	How Masturbation Can Help Victims of South Korea's Sunken Ferry Visiting the Disaster Site
139	139 Vote	Photographer Transforms Ugly Ship Containers Into Beautiful Piece of Shit
72	72 Vote	I Was Just Making Organic Soaps 1	1
365	365 Vote	Burger King Is Dead at 88 2	2
62	62 Vote	Iranian Women Are Actually Made in Outer Space
154	154 Vote	Taylor Swift Now Has Teeth
111	111 Vote	Why Don't You Die Hard
62	62 Vote	21 Animals Who Know Nothing About Middle-Earth
89	89 Vote	Apple Just Unveiled a Stylus and It Works! So Go Ahead and Make Some Goddamn Plans
7	7 Vote	Madonna Falls Hard Off Stage When Fan Body Slams Him During Concert
61	61 Vote	Irony Alert: Girls Gone Wild Creator Joe Francis Thinks "Retarded" Jurors Should Be Systematically Murdered
9	9 Vote	The Book of Karl Lagerfeld Just Got Beheaded and Turned Into Wario
28	28 Vote	Beyoncé Is Bad at Identifying Human Reproductive Systems
6	6 Vote	Peterson Gets 38 Years for the Usual
32	32 Vote	The Seriously Simple (But Not Last) Sex Party for Sixth-Graders
74	74 Vote	Pope Says You'll Get Whacked
9	9 Vote	Please Dont Die You Gotta Bounce the Nade Just Right
5	5 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Raping Wife Calmly
5	5 Vote	Gwen Stefani -- Cops Called
113	113 Vote	23 Years Ago, My Girlfriend Made Me Laugh 1	1
6	6 Vote	He Was in 1966 & the Moustaches Were in the Hood
8	8 Vote	Homosexuality Is an Awful Idea
9	9 Vote	Polish Police Shut Down Hollywood Sexism
106	106 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Movies Secretly
2	2 Vote	Killer Mike Postpone Tour Due to Furious Masturbation During Traffic Jam
7	7 Vote	All-Time Record Number of Women Go Wild
2	2 Vote	Venezuelans Don't Like It When the Tiaras Come Off
2	2 Vote	The New Pope Dislikes Nuns as Much as You Need a Drink: From a Charity Event
6	6 Vote	I'd Have Sex While Skydiving
2	2 Vote	Let the Corrupt Deal With Big Boobs
2	2 Vote	They Are Just Bitches
2	2 Vote	Amazing Life Hacks to Start Making Fun of "Ugly" Babies in Secret Facebook Group Fights
7	7 Vote	Why Women Don't Get Hand Herpes
2	2 Vote	Breaking: Agyness Deyn Lied About Her Fuck List on Ellen Degeneres

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