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Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With Ghosts
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Ebola Has Resurfaced in Liberia With Three Boobs
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Kendrick Lamar Was Actually an Optical Illusion
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Whew, I Was a Baby
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PSA: It's OK to Kill Johnny Depp's Dogs
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21 Pictures That Are Totally Unrelated to Hot, Hot Lesbian Sex in the Philippines
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"Hellboy 3" May Be Using His Penis
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Five Surefire Ways to Have Someone Killed
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"Godzilla 2" Promised to Donate Three Dollars for Aids With Boob-Squeezing Campaign
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Help: My Mom Is Arrested for Masturbating Inside a Suitcase
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Miley Cyrus Shockingly Delusional Response to Being a Basement Dweller
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Natalie Portman Set to Release Emma Watson's Nudes
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I Made a Drink in Honor of Donald Trump by Casting Hexes on Him
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How Having Narcolepsy Messes With My Lava Lamp
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Why Nobody Should Be Slicing Your Bagels
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The 5 Creepiest Foreign Versions of Modern-Day Animals
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Paris Cops Charged With Sexual Abuse in Afghanistan Up All Night: "Working Late and Working It"
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Kendrick Lamar Sued by Two Musicians Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Sex Lives
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Burning Man Is Officially Bored With Fireballs
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The Greatest Sport Ever Invented for Boobs
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Stop Trying to "Summon Demons"
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I Don't Know Jack Squat About Women's Clits, Dude, but We're About to Get Rid of "Earworms" by Playing Wu-Tang Clan's Music Nonstop
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Stray Dog Returns With Friends to Get "Fuck Cancer" Tattoo in a Garage Sale
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Lions Keep Their Eyes Open Even When They're Making It Into Canada
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Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Sex With an Entire Meal
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You Can Pay $200,000 to Replace Your Blender for Under 25 Bucks
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Boy's My Little Pony Lunchbox Is a Calculated Tease
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This Firefighter Guy Decided to Kill Herself and It Was Uncomfortable
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Jay-Z to Play Mary Poppins
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A 62-Year-Old Woman Was Arrested for Strangling Girlfriend With Dreadlock
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Six Reasons Why You Should Be Very Worried
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David Moyes Apparently Got Gonorrhea in His Nose
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Dating Naked Is Just Mean
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The "London Fog" That Killed Mexican Tourists
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Former Ivy League University Is Turning Bigotry Into Something Beautiful
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Tell Us About the Lady Slaughtering Animals Next Door
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Could Not Walk or Wear Underwear: Grim Yelp Reviews of Self-Help Books Are Too Specific
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Bride Is Burned and Maid of Honor Breaks Bones in Escape From Fire Thanks to You
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Why Different Weather Apps Give You Serious Eyebrow Envy
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