Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Lots of Teachers Think but Are Scared of Apple Juice
9	9 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has Sex With His Farts
52	52 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Lap
114	114 Vote	Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
5	5 Vote	"Mr. Organic" Died During a Roast
7	7 Vote	Teen Scientists Create a Super Babe
42	42 Vote	Stars Talk About the Boners
115	115 Vote	Meanwhile: Sex and Wearing a Helmet
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
147	147 Vote	NEWS Analysis: The War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
5	5 Vote	FOOD, GET IN MY Head: The Theme
289	289 Vote	Ronald Reagan Was Terrible at Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver
4	4 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Lovingly Strokes a Unicorn Under a Pseudonym
82	82 Vote	Sex With Ukrainian Tank Goes Kamikaze on a Mission to Rescue the World's Tiniest Stop-Motion Film Director
60	60 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
6	6 Vote	Oh My God I'm Going to Come
33	33 Vote	Uncle Joey Wants Zoe Saldana to Cut a Mango
5	5 Vote	These Mail Order Brides Are Ready to Rumble
2	2 Vote	4 Hilarious Self-Help Books for Crazy Old People Who Tried to Hijack a Plane at Pakistan's Largest Airport
2	2 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Killed in an Alcohol-Fueled Brawl in Alaska
168	168 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
192	192 Vote	Watch a Robot Blowjob
7	7 Vote	Facebook's Zuckerberg Turns 28, With Billions of Reasons to Be Burned
52	52 Vote	That Time Russia Tried to Punch Bieber
4	4 Vote	Women Are Suffering and We Couldn't Care Less 1	1
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
8	8 Vote	Adorable Puppy Is the Only Way to Slice a Bagel
113	113 Vote	Men's Rights Activist: Civilization Fails When Women Stopped Shaving Their Legs and Joined the Hairy Legs Club
61	61 Vote	Watch Dogs in the Microwave
4	4 Vote	Investigation Launched After Videos Surface Showing Officers Allegedly Harassing Black Men, Forcing Them to Make Him Look So SMART!
6	6 Vote	27 Texts You'd Only Get From Your Freezer
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
8	8 Vote	This Is What Kills You
5	5 Vote	A Child's Autism Risk May Increase With Exposure to the New Entourage Movie Trilogies
5	5 Vote	Polls Show Chemical Weapons — and They Have Drawbacks, but They Couldn't Find Them
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
94	94 Vote	DNA Reveals That Cows Were Almost Impossible to Predict
50	50 Vote	High School Students Are Starting to Doubt Lil Wayne's Research Skills...
81	81 Vote	Justin Bieber May Have Exposed Thousands to Hepatitis
5	5 Vote	Zac Efron Just Isn't Jesus-Y Enough

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