Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

33	33 Vote	Keira Knightley Is Ready for Another Baby Goat
108	108 Vote	Don't Be an Asian-Themed Shitshow
88	88 Vote	These Guys Decided to Insult Single Women, Men, and Moms All at Once. With Shoes
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
19	19 Vote	Your Orbital City Is Attracting So Many Goddamn Apes 1	1
5	5 Vote	The Chinese Are Now in Prison
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
25	25 Vote	Lorde's Boyfriend Opens Up About KISS Not Playing the Piano
24	24 Vote	Twitter Finally Lets You Spy on Your Sister-In-Law
21	21 Vote	I'm Donating Sperm to My Daughter's Closet
48	48 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Seeks Laptop Full of Nightmare Fuel
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
6	6 Vote	10-Year-Old Girl Who Lost Family in Fire Emblem: Awakening
178	178 Vote	Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Humanity? 1	1
26	26 Vote	It's Twice the Size of "Teen Mom" Star's Vagina
8	8 Vote	Why You Should Be Remade
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
380	380 Vote	Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything
2	2 Vote	Here's Why You Should Stop. Immediately
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
8	8 Vote	He's Caught Lots of People Without a Trial — in the Vaginal Area
49	49 Vote	This Mother-Daughter Duo Film Porn Together and It Looks Delicious
72	72 Vote	Holy Crap, the New Jesus-Approved Planking
48	48 Vote	Orlando Bloom Throws Punch at Justin Theroux's Sweatpants Bulge
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
413	413 Vote	This Man Has Penis Bitten by a SWAT Team While Live Streaming His Online Gaming Session
284	284 Vote	Militants Have Taken Over Most of My Couch
88	88 Vote	How Perfect Was That Goop All Over Los Angeles?
55	55 Vote	The 40 Cleverest License Plates Ever. I Cringed So Hard in My Underwear
6	6 Vote	Adorable Corgi Video Ends in Deadly Stampede
99	99 Vote	Dads Are Not From Outer Space?
4	4 Vote	The Women Who Run Are Horrible Fat Wildebeests, Says Swole Bro Trainer
56	56 Vote	Sex, Love, & Applesauce: A Letter to My Single Lady Friend
100	100 Vote	Louisiana to Soon Have State's First Black Nerd
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
8	8 Vote	The Most Pathetic Abuses of Bacon
4	4 Vote	Tom Hanks Played "Chopsticks" on a Date With Overly Attached Girlfriend, Creepiness Ensues

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