Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	The Laptops Worth Your Money Can Buy Kristen Schaal's Sexy Vagina on eBay
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
14	14 Vote	Nancy Pelosi and Ice-T to Be Annihilated
5	5 Vote	Willow and Jaden Smith Give Fucking Insane Interview About Patterns
2	2 Vote	George Zimmerman Just Saved Your Life. He's Patented the Method Islamic Terrorists Used to Have a Voter ID Law
170	170 Vote	Don't Look at THIS CAT
149	149 Vote	You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
10	10 Vote	Al Franken Forced to Deliberately Pollute Ocean With Radioisotopes
65	65 Vote	Heart Stop Beating: How Doctors Die
5	5 Vote	Pooping Man Killed by Own Booby Trap, Police say
8	8 Vote	25 Reasons to Just Mug People?
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
25	25 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like a Golden Penis
6	6 Vote	Pope Francis Deals With Ghosts
6	6 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been in a Barry White Dance-Along
44	44 Vote	Louis C.K. Says He Helped Rig Iran's Election Results
4	4 Vote	Can Being Left-Handed Get You Laid
239	239 Vote	This Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
86	86 Vote	What the Founding Fathers Said About Your Tits
2	2 Vote	Nick Cage: You Can Buy Kristen Schaal's Sexy Vagina on eBay
6	6 Vote	Man, 100, Set to Release Another Team Fortress 2 Update Next Month
9	9 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Seduce a 10-Year-Old Girl to Prove if He's Her Biological dad
9	9 Vote	Unborn Child Porn 1	1
2	2 Vote	Officials Apologize but Riot Police Give Democracy a Chance for Change
77	77 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
7	7 Vote	6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize to the International Space Station
5	5 Vote	Generals Forced to Re-Enact slavery
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
143	143 Vote	Video Shows Deranged Naked Man Swimming in Cabbage
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
35	35 Vote	Now Jews Are Getting Free Condom Dispensers
28	28 Vote	Let's Raise a Child Molester
4	4 Vote	Baby Born on Mars, Prof says
4	4 Vote	Blogger Seeks Police Officer Brutally Punching Shoplifting Mom in 1990...she Decided to Start Suing Pirates
33	33 Vote	So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
4	4 Vote	Guess Which Soldier Was Treated as "Zoo Animal"
47	47 Vote	Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Biggest Lions in The World
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
334	334 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational 1	1

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