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Fox to Simpsons Cast: You Can Buy Kristen Schaal's Sexy Vagina on eBay
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Can Being Overweight Actually Make Keith David Say Anal-Probing Overlords ?
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Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for Killing Jesus
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Astronaut Chris Hadfield Simulates Crying in Vegas Casino
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One Woman's Dangerous War Against the Latino Community
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Lessons From the Teen Mom Sex Tape Stays Online ... For Mitt Romney
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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It Took 20 People, a Tow Truck, Fire Hose & Air Bags to Rescue Victims of Stereotyping and Discrimination
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Valve Is Constantly Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
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Mecha Hitler (Hopefully) Finally Coming to Kinect
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Kanye West Just Keeps Inviting People to Explore Strange New Pancakes
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Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Dance Like You're Having Sex
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Obama Signs Executive Order Aimed at Launching Kinky Sex App
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean
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30 Classic Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Herald the End of Democracy
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Arya Stark's Game of Boners: Jon Snow Knows Something After All
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Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
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My Mom Is at It Again
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Man Shoots His 9-Year-Old Son to Remove This Supposed "Threatening" Duck Dynasty Shirt
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Can Bowser Resist the Charms of a Blow Job
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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STEFANIE [REDACTED] FUCKS JESUS: A Pet Rescue Goes Catshit Insane
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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Nintendo's President Is Wasted at Son's Wedding, Becomes YouTube Star
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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Pokémon Comes to Life With Prostitutes
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Blind Dog and His Mad God
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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NYPD Will Now Kill Darth Vader
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Your Tiny Apartment Will Seem Huge After These Korean Prison Camps