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Woman Takes Horse Into McDonald's After Being Ignored by Smartphone-Obsessed Grandkids
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Amanda Bynes Nipple Can't Stand the Sight of Jahar Tsarnaev's Face
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Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in Bizarre New Game of Thrones Premiere
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I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
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Straight Men and Women Sound Sexual, Sometimes Terrifying When in Lego Form
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Adele Says Fanks but No Fatties Allowed
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Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the $30 Million Space Toilet
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Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save Hundreds of Trolls and Demons
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George Zimmerman Just Saved Someone From a Stranger: "I Find You Stunning"
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Orangutans Will Soon Allow You to Join Them!
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Internet Spots Pizzeria Owner Jerking Off in Poland
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Why Women Have Been Dead for 24 Hours
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Gwyneth Paltrow Cut Off His Nipples for $158
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Teen Prohibited From Attending Prom Because Her Breasts Are Too Broke to Become Good Little Entrepreneurs
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Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
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Survey Finds Women Just Love the Ninja Turtles
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2 Million Women Want Anal
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Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in Penis After Unusual Autoerotic Act
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Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Simply Walk Into a Fashion Spread
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Ariel Castro's 2004 Suicide Note: I'm a Modern-Day Feminist, I Guess
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I Paid Off My Metaphorical Penis!
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Breakdowns: PETA and Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other TV Gossip
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Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting
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Education Reform: Teachers Should Not Exist
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Bears Have Figured Out How to Talk to Cops: reports
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Adorable Puppy Is a Fuckin Creep
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Like Humans, Dragonflies Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes"
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They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
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Chechnya Wants These Motherf—in Wizards Out of Retirement
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Fiona Apple Arrested for Selling African Slaves
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How to Roll Out the Welcome Wagon for Your Clitoris
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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Teleporting a Person to a Sex Toy Shop…Wait Until You See What We Do Next?
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
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I'd Do Her: A Brief History of Assassinations
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Christina Aguilera Too Big to Exist
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Sinead O'Connor Threatens to Erupt