Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
7	7 Vote	Always Dance Like There's No Good Reason to Exist
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
8	8 Vote	Saudi Princess to Be Robocop
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
51	51 Vote	King Tut Was Killed in Car Crash
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
14	14 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Just a Normal, Everyday Truck
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
159	159 Vote	It's Time to Make a Space Burrito
129	129 Vote	Horse_Ebooks Has Been KILLED!!!
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
26	26 Vote	Terminally Ill Kid Gets Last Wish: To Rock Out With Some Wolverines 4	4
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
50	50 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Cat Soup!
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
174	174 Vote	Why Yes, There Are Now Women
131	131 Vote	Batman Faces a Devastating Life Alone 1	1
482	482 Vote	Orange Is the New Hitler 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
72	72 Vote	Philosophy Has a Dance-Off
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
144	144 Vote	Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like: A Flowchart
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
7	7 Vote	This Model Truck Is a F---Ing Idiot
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4

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