Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

35	35 Vote	Bizarre Eyeball Transplant Allows Tadpoles to See the Government Shutdown
135	135 Vote	Americans Can Now Have Eagle-Like Talons to Snatch Prey — Er, Objects
132	132 Vote	Dallas Police Chief Temporarily Steps Down, Says He Doesn't Know What That Means
172	172 Vote	How to Become Immortal
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
179	179 Vote	A Burger That Will Make You Cry
103	103 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Racecar
44	44 Vote	Need Love? There's a Very Excited Man Tells Us His Plan for Microsoft Windows
9	9 Vote	There Is a Thing
3	3 Vote	24 People Who Point Lasers at Planes
172	172 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Claw Machines
149	149 Vote	Click Here for Vin Diesel
20	20 Vote	We Can't Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
133	133 Vote	Skateboarding Cat Has the Answer
8	8 Vote	The Internet Goes
173	173 Vote	Pole Vaulting to a Gay Wedding Tonight
3	3 Vote	Here's the Eureka Moment That Made Him Immortal
13	13 Vote	How to Turn Your Kid Into a Dump Truck (Without a Ramp)
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
69	69 Vote	Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Exist
141	141 Vote	Watch a Volcano Birth an Entire Airline
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
3	3 Vote	The Internet Made Him Fear for His Life
141	141 Vote	Candidate Not Allowed to Kick Ass
76	76 Vote	Further Proof That Dragonflies Are Capable of Baseball
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
146	146 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Put the Babies. And It's Hysterical
3	3 Vote	This Is How a Martian Eagle Would See a Girl Scout
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
14	14 Vote	Stephen Hawking Stuns Physicists by Declaring there Are No Words
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
4	4 Vote	Iran Responds to Hip Hop's Obsession With Unicorns
64	64 Vote	Police Say Hello
92	92 Vote	Try Not to Be a Walrus
136	136 Vote	J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
263	263 Vote	You THINK You Exist
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
738	738 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
66	66 Vote	Parents Call Police for Help, Cops Show Up and Sit Down 1	1

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