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Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
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All Dogs Go to Mexico for Health Care
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I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat
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Egyptians Explain Their Return to Moon Lasers
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed
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Some Rude British People Hate You?
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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
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That Awkward Moment When You Are Just Fine
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Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
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That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
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Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
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How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive
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Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
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Never Mind the Dragon
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It Takes Ikea Five Years to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
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Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had No Idea
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Christopher Nolan Explains How His Sex Powers Will Change the Pickup Truck Game
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Julia Roberts Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
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I Was Stabbed and Nearly Died. I Woke Up in Flames
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Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Fungal Spores, Not Eggs
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Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea
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You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
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6-Year-Old Boy Miraculously Survives After Being On ESPN
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"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
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Cops Go to Jail
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Sesame Street Fighter
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California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly
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Arizona Senate Passes a Bill That Would Allow Lawmakers to Peek Into Bank Accounts of the Sun, Circa 1971
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Stupid
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Woman Teaches Herself to Dance During Job interview
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I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
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Man Eats Burger King Kid's Meal
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When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Cop?
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Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Excited About Seeing Daniel Radcliffe
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How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
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Why Would Anyone Want to Dance
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Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny